Welcome to Night Vale

Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, longings, and near-misses. Weather: "I'm So Bored" by ⁠Mal Blum⁠ The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ ⁠Read episode transcripts⁠ ⁠2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠ Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! ⁠Only on Audible⁠ Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ today! ⁠Sign up⁠ for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations. ⁠Patreon is how we exist⁠! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, and ⁠Instagram⁠. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at ⁠welcometonightvale.com⁠ A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dive into nostalgia as the hosts explore the highs and lows of classic television shows! They examine The X-Files' cultural legacy and personal connections while critiquing wildly uneven episodes. From cat chaos on a museum investigation to hilarious Texas vampire antics, the humorous analyses keep the discussion lively. They also reflect on key storytelling techniques, iconic openings, and societal commentary within the show, making it a captivating listen for fans of all ages.

After an 11-year break, Poetry Week returns to Night Vale with its quirky traditions and lively community engagement. The hosts explore the emotional depths of poetry while sharing listener submissions and darkly humorous horoscopes. They reminisce about nostalgic tales, including bizarre stories about the town's founder. A whimsical chaos permeates the event, interweaving creativity with eccentricity. Listeners are encouraged to embrace their poetic side amidst the town's surreal charm and curious chaos.

The hosts dive into the highs and lows of classic TV, starting with the iconic workplace comedy. They discuss how 'The Office' evolved over its run, sharing personal stories and critiques of character dynamics and production choices. A memorable fire drill episode symbolizes real workplace tensions amid chaos and comedy. They reflect on the theme song's journey from dislike to nostalgia, while also touching on how remote work has changed our view of office culture. It's a spirited exploration of humor, relatability, and the absurdities of everyday life.

A strange broadcast emerges from Labyrinth headquarters, stirring nostalgia and urgency. The unsettling atmosphere of a deserted office leads to bizarre encounters with the Dental Underground. Amidst chaos, deep existential themes of loss and what truly matters are explored. As listeners dive into haunted memories and bizarre corporate culture, the mysteries of Labyrinth unravel, blending humor with dark absurdity.

What's blooming at the Botanic Gardens?Weather: "Sheila" by WorrystoneThe voice of Leonard Burton is James UrbaniakOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hosts dive into the world of sitcoms, focusing on the iconic series Cheers. They reflect on how its legacy contrasts with today’s fragmented TV landscape. Special attention is given to the cultural significance of Cheers and its spin-off Frasier, along with a critical look at the problematic episodes. Expect lively discussions about the memorable theme song, vibrant fashion, and the absurdity of 1980s dinner parties. The exploration of sitcom tropes reveals the industry's evolution and the importance of production choices in shaping storytelling.

Hysteria Land Theme Park opens, blending thrilling rides with profound philosophical questions about existence and escapism. Each attraction cleverly tackles psychological themes like intimacy and mortality. A humorous story of a stalled roller coaster prompts thoughts on reality and the afterlife. Furthermore, a character named Journey Brown Saintel reveals her resourcefulness in fixing a chaotic ride, transforming the challenge into an adventurous tale full of whimsy. Dive into the absurdities of urban life and the quest for authenticity!

Concerns arise about Steve Carlsberg's odd behavior since he took a new tech job. The humorous fallout explores the quirky reactions to legalized discussions about clouds, including fears of 'cloud perverts.' A whimsical science segment for kids contrasts silent labor amidst barren landscapes. Dark themes weave through the eerie children's game, 'Sneak Past the Wagon,' as characters confront existential questions. The creators dive into their unique contributions and encourage fan engagement with music and social media.

Flaky O's makes a hilarious comeback after a corporate flop, complete with whimsical anecdotes and chaotic press releases. The bizarre happenings in Night Vale include a tattoo parlor crisis and an extra hour of daylight that drives everyone to absurd fun. A chaotic rave at the Flaky O's factory critiques law enforcement in a delightfully surreal way. As chaos unfolds, the cereal's representative offers a heartfelt apology and hints at exciting new products, wrapping up the town's unique blend of nostalgia and absurdity.