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Night Vale Presents
Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.
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May 20, 2025 • 36min
Unlicensed S3 E2: Junk Drawer
Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.
Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.
Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope.
Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence?
A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time.
There will be grave danger. There will be deaths.
But maybe some things matter more than survival.
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May 16, 2025 • 41min
Unlicensed S3 E1: Tiny Homes
Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.
Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.
Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope.
Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence?
A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time.
There will be grave danger. There will be deaths.
But maybe some things matter more than survival.
Listen with a free Audible trial today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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May 15, 2025 • 29min
268 - Head Office
This episode dives into the humorous complexities of workplace relationships in the absurd setting of Night Vale. Characters grapple with personal connections amid surreal challenges, revealing the quirks of corporate life. A chilling community gathering pairs dark humor with eerie undertones, exposing hidden dangers lurking in mundane interactions. Meanwhile, a character's existential musings lead them through a whimsical corporate landscape, prompting reflections on knowledge and connection in a vibrant, surreal world.

May 1, 2025 • 31min
267 - Missed Connections
Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, longings, and near-misses.
Weather: "I'm So Bored" by Mal Blum
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
Read episode transcripts
2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!
UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on Audible
Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!
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Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.
Music: Disparition
Logo: Rob Wilson
Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.
Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com
A production of Night Vale Presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Apr 21, 2025 • 39min
The Best Worst: The X-Files
Dive into nostalgia as the hosts explore the highs and lows of classic television shows! They examine The X-Files' cultural legacy and personal connections while critiquing wildly uneven episodes. From cat chaos on a museum investigation to hilarious Texas vampire antics, the humorous analyses keep the discussion lively. They also reflect on key storytelling techniques, iconic openings, and societal commentary within the show, making it a captivating listen for fans of all ages.

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Apr 15, 2025 • 32min
266 - The Return of Poetry Week
After an 11-year break, Poetry Week returns to Night Vale with its quirky traditions and lively community engagement. The hosts explore the emotional depths of poetry while sharing listener submissions and darkly humorous horoscopes. They reminisce about nostalgic tales, including bizarre stories about the town's founder. A whimsical chaos permeates the event, interweaving creativity with eccentricity. Listeners are encouraged to embrace their poetic side amidst the town's surreal charm and curious chaos.

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Apr 8, 2025 • 43min
The Best Worst: The Office
The hosts dive into the highs and lows of classic TV, starting with the iconic workplace comedy. They discuss how 'The Office' evolved over its run, sharing personal stories and critiques of character dynamics and production choices. A memorable fire drill episode symbolizes real workplace tensions amid chaos and comedy. They reflect on the theme song's journey from dislike to nostalgia, while also touching on how remote work has changed our view of office culture. It's a spirited exploration of humor, relatability, and the absurdities of everyday life.

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Apr 1, 2025 • 33min
265 - Labyrinth HQ
A strange broadcast emerges from Labyrinth headquarters, stirring nostalgia and urgency. The unsettling atmosphere of a deserted office leads to bizarre encounters with the Dental Underground. Amidst chaos, deep existential themes of loss and what truly matters are explored. As listeners dive into haunted memories and bizarre corporate culture, the mysteries of Labyrinth unravel, blending humor with dark absurdity.

Mar 15, 2025 • 28min
264 - Duet
What's blooming at the Botanic Gardens?Weather: "Sheila" by WorrystoneThe voice of Leonard Burton is James UrbaniakOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
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Mar 4, 2025 • 50min
The Best Worst ep 1: Cheers
The hosts dive into the world of sitcoms, focusing on the iconic series Cheers. They reflect on how its legacy contrasts with today’s fragmented TV landscape. Special attention is given to the cultural significance of Cheers and its spin-off Frasier, along with a critical look at the problematic episodes. Expect lively discussions about the memorable theme song, vibrant fashion, and the absurdity of 1980s dinner parties. The exploration of sitcom tropes reveals the industry's evolution and the importance of production choices in shaping storytelling.


