Welcome to Night Vale

Amidst the chaos of a town where essentials vanish, laughter and despair intertwine. Citizens grapple with identity and surreal shortages, painting a vivid picture of resilience. Philosophical musings on existence invite reflection on humanity's cosmic connection. Tensions rise as a human confronts an otherworldly figure, leading to transformative insights. Whimsical film critiques add a dash of humor to urgent expedition talks, showcasing the absurdity of life in this strange world.

This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me. Weather: "House With A Basement" by ⁠Nick Ricks⁠The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal LublinOriginal episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠Read episode transcripts⁠Night Vale RPG featured at ⁠Renegade Con June 6⁠⁠2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠ Tix on sale now!UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! ⁠Only on Audible⁠Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ today!⁠Sign up⁠ for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.⁠Patreon is how we exist⁠! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: ⁠Disparition⁠Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, ⁠Tumblr⁠, and ⁠Instagram⁠.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at ⁠welcometonightvale.com⁠A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.⁠  Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County. Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope. Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence? A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time. There will be grave danger. There will be deaths. But maybe some things matter more than survival. ⁠Listen with a free Audible trial today.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.⁠  Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County. Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope. Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence? A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time. There will be grave danger. There will be deaths. But maybe some things matter more than survival. ⁠Listen with a free Audible trial today.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.⁠  Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County. Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope. Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence? A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time. There will be grave danger. There will be deaths. But maybe some things matter more than survival. ⁠Listen with a free Audible trial today.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode dives into the humorous complexities of workplace relationships in the absurd setting of Night Vale. Characters grapple with personal connections amid surreal challenges, revealing the quirks of corporate life. A chilling community gathering pairs dark humor with eerie undertones, exposing hidden dangers lurking in mundane interactions. Meanwhile, a character's existential musings lead them through a whimsical corporate landscape, prompting reflections on knowledge and connection in a vibrant, surreal world.

Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, longings, and near-misses. Weather: "I'm So Bored" by ⁠Mal Blum⁠ The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ ⁠Read episode transcripts⁠ ⁠2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠ Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! ⁠Only on Audible⁠ Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ today! ⁠Sign up⁠ for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations. ⁠Patreon is how we exist⁠! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, and ⁠Instagram⁠. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at ⁠welcometonightvale.com⁠ A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dive into nostalgia as the hosts explore the highs and lows of classic television shows! They examine The X-Files' cultural legacy and personal connections while critiquing wildly uneven episodes. From cat chaos on a museum investigation to hilarious Texas vampire antics, the humorous analyses keep the discussion lively. They also reflect on key storytelling techniques, iconic openings, and societal commentary within the show, making it a captivating listen for fans of all ages.

After an 11-year break, Poetry Week returns to Night Vale with its quirky traditions and lively community engagement. The hosts explore the emotional depths of poetry while sharing listener submissions and darkly humorous horoscopes. They reminisce about nostalgic tales, including bizarre stories about the town's founder. A whimsical chaos permeates the event, interweaving creativity with eccentricity. Listeners are encouraged to embrace their poetic side amidst the town's surreal charm and curious chaos.

The hosts dive into the highs and lows of classic TV, starting with the iconic workplace comedy. They discuss how 'The Office' evolved over its run, sharing personal stories and critiques of character dynamics and production choices. A memorable fire drill episode symbolizes real workplace tensions amid chaos and comedy. They reflect on the theme song's journey from dislike to nostalgia, while also touching on how remote work has changed our view of office culture. It's a spirited exploration of humor, relatability, and the absurdities of everyday life.