Teen Girl Talk

On this episode, we deal with a bunch more scumbag men and a few nice boys.  There's a destroyed memorial that no one cares about.  Join us on the penultimate episode of Pretty Little Summer, will A be revealed to us over the next six episodes?  I'm going with a solid no.  Also on this episode Suesie calls for a moratorium.  Frank embarassingly mixes up Marvel superheroes.  Intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Questions, comments, concerns?  realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on our facebook page as well.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

We are on a slip and slide of crazy pants stuff.  We continue following the antics of these four possible murderers or soon to be murder victims!  Still love this show.  More bets are made.  Also there's a whole bunch of love for Storm of the X-men at the end of the show. The figure skater is Surya Bonaly. The intro is Secret by the Pierces and the outro is True Love Waits by Radiohead.  Please review, rate and subscribe on iTunes!  Questions, comments and concerns? realteengirltalk@gmail.com

Holy cats!  This show is so fun!  We tackle the first three episodes of Pretty Little Liars here at the beginning of Pretty Little Summer where we're doing four episodes on this banana crazy show!  This show is about four girls who may or may not have done a terrible thing.  Along the way they're being blackmailed by a stranger named A who brings up the fact that disgusting older men are trying to kiss them.  Gross.  In this episode, Suesie unfurls the sex offender list.  Frank seethes with rage and just about goes super saiyan.  Spoiler alert: THE TWO OF THEM LOVE THIS SHOW.  The intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Comments, questions and concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com also like and comment on our facebook page!  And above all, rate, review and subscribe to us on itunes!  If you do that, we'll send you an awesome Teen Girl Talk sticker!  Enjoy!

It's summer time and it's time to hit the beach!  Surf the ocean waves and the radio waves and listen to the top ten hits of summer '04!  This summer was filled with Lil' Jon, Usher, Maroon 5, Hoobastank(gross) and Enya?  Bizarrely?  Also in this episode Suesie gives herself a terrible nickname.  Frank holds a press conference.  And the two of them just kind of melt.  realteengirltalk@gmail.com for all your questions, comments and complaints.  Please review, rate and subscribe to us on iTunes!  It helps people to find us and helps the podcast.  If you leave a review, e-mail us at the above e-mail address and we'll send you a sticker!

It's pretty boys and greasy air this week on Teen Girl Talk as Frank and Suesie suffer through the exhausting Covenant and the middle of the road The Tudor Witch Chronicles: Witchfall.  Listen as Suesie is made understandably uncomfortable by scenes of torture! Marvel as Frank recalls more about this movie than he wants to!  Be astounded as the two siblings cast a the best Little Mermaid live action remake ever!  Questions, comments, concerns?  Please e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com  Please, subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes!  Intro and outro is of course, Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill!

To close out Murder May it's time to watch a good movie again!  This week we're covering the Faculty!  A somewhat rip off of Animorphs except no one makes a weird transformation into a tiger or red tailed hawk or giant squid.  Instead, we use crushed amphetamines and paper cutters to fight our enemies.  Dang this movie is good.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts a meeting with John Stewart. Frank doesn't time travel.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast.  If we get 50 subscribers we'll do some special painful episodes for you.  Leave us a review and e-mail us at the above address and you'll get a kick ass sticker.

This week we tackle the movie, Urban Legends.  A garbage pile that is clearly a cash grab after Scream came out.  Where stupid stories that people tell each other around campfires hold the same reverence as scripture for some reason.  Also in this episode, Suesie gives up. Franklin is angry about lithographs.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  This week we're starting a new thing on Teen Girl Talk.  Give us a rating and leave a review on iTunes and we'll send you a sticker.  Just hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com with your contact information. Please rate, comment and subscribe to help us out if you like us.

Trigger Warning: This episode we mention attempted sexual assault, suicide and self harm.  If those things upset you, please feel free to skip this episode.   This week's episode and the second episode of Murder May is The Craft!  A coven of four young women uses the power of witchcraft to help themselves when things go too far.  Suesie seeks an adveristing deal from Red Bull.  Franklin sings poorly.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're staring Murder May!  Four 90s horror films starting with I Know What You Did Last Summer.  This movie features four garbage people doing something terrible.  There's a megaton of shrill fishwife screaming.  Also, Suesie laments her hook hands.  Franklin continues his hatred of 90s fashion trends.  Questions comments concerns?  realteengirltalk@gmail.com Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Too old to be teens.  Too funny not to listen to.

This week is a double feature(kind of) of jealous teenage girls and horror!  First up, we have Jennifer's Body, the grossly underappreciated movie starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Secondly, we have the Fear Street book Bad Dreams by R. L. Stine.  Also on this episode there are far more noticeable cuts because we got way to real at some points and it wasn't funny.  Also, Suesie makes yet another bizarre call to action.  Franklin doesn't seem to know what constitutes a horror movie.  Both of them reminisce about this movie and receiving boner updates from their fellow moviegoers.  Intro song is Through the Woods by Low Shoulder, outro song is Jennifer's Body by Hole.  Questions?  Comments?  Concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com