Teen Girl Talk

It's Labor Day but Frank and Suesie aren't resting on their laurels as they bring you Crazy/Beautiful starring Kirsten Dunst who plays the crazy and Jay Hernandez who rightfully so plays the beautiful. Also on this movie, Suesie thinks that Jay Hernandez is a beautiful man.  Frank thinks that is reductive and that the word beautiful isn't enough to describe Jay Hernandez.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Questions, comments, concerns e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!

As we say goodbye to summer reruns, we knew that we would return.  And return we have to movies about young women being obsessed with dull boy shaped lumps of cardboard.  Back to our roots on this one with You Get Me starring Halston Sage, Bella Thorne and Anna Arkana.  All the boys in this movie are not worth noting.  Also in this episode, Frank tells an embarassing story about a steak egg and cheese bagel.  Suesie falls silent about Sailor Moon.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns, please write into realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we hang with the good, good family, the Wilsons and a bunch of other lesser families.  It's the updated version of Beverly Hills 90210 just called 90210.  We don't need to tell you that 90210 is Beverly Hills.  You know.  YOU KNOW.  Goodbye half unbuttoned overalls under leather jackets.  Hello poorly made websites full of strange and poorly planned disses.  Plus, Jessica Walters is in this show and she's amazing.  Also on this episode, Suesie tells a story about pogs.  Frank talks about the Fight Club video game. They throw more press conferences then you can shake a stick at.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

This week on Teen Girl Talk we talk about the original Beverly Hills 90210.  We're dealing with a bunch of old teens as usual.  The cool guy is wearing overalls under a leather jacket. There's a jerk dude who at least did the right thing once.  But these are some good kids for the most part.  Also, Suesie encounters the TSA.  Frank terrifies Suesie at the end of the episode.  This is a fun episode.  Check it out.  The show's theme song is the intro and outro.  Questions, comments and concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!

Here we are with our second episode about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and our second appearance by our OC expert, Aaron!  This week we're messing around with some big ass mantises, some bad, bad hyena boys and the most boring boyfriend of the week you've ever seen.  Also on this episode, Suesie loses her mind over a tiny microphone.  Frank requests a pillow.  Aaron is bored of a boy and suspicious of a man.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.

This week, we're heading to the Hellmouth to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer the TV show!  Featuring our resident Buffy expert, Justine(though she won't admit it).  Also, featuring our first ever celebrity endorsement!  Who is it?  You'll have to listen to find out.  Also on this episode Suesie is sick of these unsexy vampires.  Frank gets attacked by some turkeys.  Justine wants to yell at people on podcasts.  Intro and outro is the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song.  Comments, questions and suggestions, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes!

Trigger Warning: Discussion of sexual assault and violence. This week the Cota siblings discuss the black comedy Jawbraker as well as the genre unknown novel The Summer We Came Alive by Deborah Cloyed.  A movie with the absolute bombshell Rose McGowan and a novel with oversharing adults that is hardly teen related.  Also on this episode Frank gets awkward.  Suesie starts to understand.  Intro is Yoo Hoo by Imperial Teen.  Outro is Rock 'N' Roll Machine by the Donnas.  Questions, comments, concerns e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Please, rate, review and subscribe.

This week the Cota siblings jump behind the wheel of Baby Driver!  Directed by the phenomenal Edgar Wright Baby Driver tells the story of a young driver, trying to get out of his life of crime and spend the rest of his time with the woman of his dreams.  Unfortunately, the life keeps dragging him back in.  Spoilers for this fairly new movie.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts Frank's online dating life.  Frank's got a hum in the drum which is what makes him the best.  Intro is Neat Neat Neat by the Damned.  Outro is Was he slow? by Kid Koala. If you e-mail us questions we'll answer them on the podcast.  Just hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Please rate, review and subscribde to us on iTunes! It really helps us!

Whose ready to see some first world problems!  This week the Cotas jump into the world of the OC.  Featuring punch boy Ryan!  Party girl Melissa!  Nerd Seth!  And apparently the reincarnation of our lord and savior Sandy Cohen, at least by our first guest's estimation.  That's right we actually have a guest!  Everyone meet Aaron! He's a good, soft boy and our resident orange county expert.  Intro and outro is California by Phantom Planet.  If you have a question that you'd like us to answer on the show or a just a comment or concern please e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Also, please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes!  It helps us a lot.

Here we are at the end of pretty little summer.  What a ride this show was.  But we had to get out before we just became a PLL fancast.  What would we have even called that?  Pretty Little Podcast?  Damn, that's good. Oh well.  On this episode Frank explains Supernatural to Suesie and Suesie becomes more confused from the explanation. Suesie also doesn't understand slash. Intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Questions, comments and suggestions, e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We will answer your questions on the show.  Please review, rate and subscribe on iTunes.