Heavy Hands

Just one more title shot, sir? It's not so much to ask. Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq Sumo is back! The first of two episodes of Heavy Henka up now on the Heavy Hands Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Alex Pereira beat Magomed Ankalaev at his own game (fighting with as little effort as possible).  Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq  New episodes of our sumo recap series Heavy Henka coming to the Heavy Hands Patreon next week: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Magomed Ankalaev has been frustrating us for nearly a decade. But does he have what it takes to frustrate Alex Pereira? In our latest bonus episode, Phil explains Grappler Baki. I thought it was a comic about fighting, but it turns out it's more about watersports: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

Dive into the unpredictable world of the flyweight division, where lesser-known fighters like Cody Brundage take center stage. Explore the intense pressures fighters endure, balancing ethics and skill, while grappling with injury challenges. Discover the contrasting fighting philosophies affecting performance, and laugh along as recent rematches are playfully analyzed. Plus, get the scoop on exciting matchups in both MMA and boxing as rivalries heat up, leaving fans eager for the next thrilling showdown!

The conversation heats up as the hosts dissect the implications of the Cejudo vs. Yadong fight. They explore Yadong's potential and his current limitations in adaptability. The dynamic between Brendan Allen and Anthony Hernandez is also analyzed, raising questions about grappling strategies. Insights into the middleweight division reveal evolving grappling techniques and the competitive landscape. Plus, recent UFC events are reviewed, highlighting standout performances and fan reactions. It's an engaging mix of fight analysis and fighter development!

Get ready for a hilarious deep dive into recent UFC bouts! The hosts tackle the unpredictable nature of fight analysis and fan reactions, making light of the mixes of excitement and criticism surrounding recent title matches. They dissect fighter strategies, psychological tactics, and the importance of adaptability in champions. Plus, plenty of predictions and matchups to look forward to, including a special focus on Jared Cannoneer. Expect a blend of insight and humor as they break down the art of fighting!

Dricus Du Plessis returns to run back the only boring fight he's ever had. HYPE. More like SharabullSHIT Magomedov, right? For more jokes like this, please listen to our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

The hosts dive into the thrilling drama of a recent sumo tournament, spotlighting a new Yokozuna and the unexpected twists of competition. They humorously critique MMA marketing and a unique animated trailer while exploring AI's role in creative industries. The discussions cover aging fighters, strategic adaptations, and the complexities of matchmaking dynamics in MMA. They also highlight the significance of leg kicks, offer a humorous take on heavyweight matchups, and break down the anticipated UFC 312 event.

What with Merab Dvalishvili's internal combustion engine and Islam Makhachev's positronic brain, it looks like curtains for humanity. January has been one hell of a chaotic month for sumo. Miguel Class returns to break down the action in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

My dead body don't burn it, don't bury it just leave it in the field and with it, fill the belly of some hungry dog Sumo is back for January, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in this season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u