Mostly Nitpicking

You thought the Christoph Waltz impressions were bad before? This week, Nando DJ and Diggins retire and then unretire to watch the James Bond movie that never seemed like it was going to come out but then it did, No Time to Die. They nitpick the eyes, the watches, and of course the Smart Blood.

Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.

He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.

Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.

The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.

It's such a good movie, they spend a big chunk of the pod dunking of Dear Evan Hansen. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins drive over to watch the MCU movie about a heroic BMW that saves the world, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. They nitpick the dragons, the rings, and of course the horse.

Lion Clan ain't nothin to fuck with! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins turn the poll upside down and watch a movie that nobody saw when it came out and isn't talked about very much but it has kung fu in it and that was enough for us, The Man with the Iron Fists. They nitpick the punches, the kicks, and of course the knives

Don't have a good movie. Have a GREAT movie. Or let's say a good movie with flaws. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get the link cable and the GameCube adapter so they can team up to watch the movie that Ready Player One thinks it is, Free Guy. They nitpick the power ups, the developers, and of course the brand synergy.

The ARE some sort of Suicide Squad. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins jump out of a helicopter and swim to watch the first movie of 2021 that we all agreed we really like, James Gunn's The Suicide Squad. They nitpick the good characters, the good action, and the good jokes.

It's a real fake cruise. Or is it a fake real cruise. We may never know? This week Nando DJ Diggins and special guest and Disney Expert Michelle journey into the depths of the Amazon to discover the latest entry in the PGMAMMAPOCTU (the Please God Make As Much Money As Pirates Of The Caribbean Universe), Jungle Cruise. They nitpick the hats, the cats, and of course Disney's thirteenth first openly gay character.