Mostly Nitpicking

From the Director of Central Intelligence, here comes Central Intelligence: This Time with Deadpool! This week, while DJ is honeying the moon, Nando and Diggins go to a bunch of locations vaguely associated with heist movies to watch this week's big Netflix thing that everyone will forget in a week, Red Notice. They nitpick the action, the comedy, and of course the twists.

The balance of power in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is about to change, forever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in their big flying triangle to watch the movie event of early November, Marvel's Eternals. They nitpick the powers, the history, and of course the Kingo.

No jokes here. This movie rules. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins sit down and watch The Matrix, a movie that rules. They nitpick the coats, the ants, and of course the whoas.

Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune! Dune! Dune! DUNE! DUNE! DUUUUUNE! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins spice up their lives and travel the stars to watch the movie that is taking 2021 by storm, Dune. They nitpick the spider guys, the goo, and of course the Idaho.

It's dome o'clock! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins step into the empty CGI void that is the DC Fandome and then they also step into somehow emptier the void that is capitalism aka Squid Game. They nitpick the games, the cowls, and of course the heairarchy of power in the DC Universe.

You thought the Christoph Waltz impressions were bad before? This week, Nando DJ and Diggins retire and then unretire to watch the James Bond movie that never seemed like it was going to come out but then it did, No Time to Die. They nitpick the eyes, the watches, and of course the Smart Blood.

Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.

He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.

Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.

The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.