Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Aug 4, 2025 • 23min

2025.08.04: War Of The Worst

Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Aug 1, 2025 • 28min

2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal

Burnie and Ashley reflect on what makes this summer memorable, sharing humorous stories about zucchini and gardening wins. They explore climate resilience, the quirks of Buffalo's weather, and the challenges of age verification online. A cultural dive into the oldest pubs juxtaposes old traditions with modern digital dilemmas. The conversation shifts to the latest casting news and anticipation for upcoming superhero movies, all while showing appreciation for their community and supporters.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 26min

2025.07.31: Dong Radar

Join Burnie and Ashley as they dive into the world of dorky usernames and the intriguing concept of Amazon becoming the Netflix of AI. They humorously reflect on childhood fears, share thoughts on Nolan's IMAX festival, and discuss the peculiarities of modern film culture, like the absence of 'Memento.' With witty commentary on big dongs, upcoming comedy sequels like Happy Gilmore 2, and the impact of technology on creativity, there's plenty to laugh and think about in this entertaining exchange!
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Jul 30, 2025 • 23min

2025.07.30: Scale Problems

The conversation kicks off with a recent earthquake in Russia and its implications for Pacific coast warnings. They dive into the challenges of alert fatigue and the risks of public complacency amidst frequent emergency notifications. The speakers reflect on the history of major earthquakes, connecting nature's power to human conflict, especially concerning nuclear threats. Excitement simmers over the upcoming Alien: Earth series, along with critiques and a peek into its themes. They also explore the fascinating blend of zombie and vampire tropes in the Alien franchise.
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Jul 29, 2025 • 25min

2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First

Join Burnie and Ashley for a comedic look at airline evacuations, where chaos and carry-ons collide. They dive into the UK’s VPN regulations, spotlighting the ironies of modern tech laws. Kids' crafty tech skills are highlighted, showcasing their workarounds for age verification in gaming. The duo also introduces quirky ideas like the 'Brocha' drink and 'nappuccino' - perfect for boosting post-workout energy. Plus, they playfully share napping strategies amidst the juggle of parenting and busy lives.
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Jul 28, 2025 • 29min

2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy

Burnie and Ashley dive into the world of the Fantastic Four, discussing Gwyneth Paltrow's intriguing new role linked to space. They tackle the chaos of corporate PR crises and the absurdity surrounding tech security issues, all while sharing laughs about box office performance. Nostalgia leads them to reminisce about superhero films' impact on parenting and how storytelling evolves in today's entertainment landscape. Of course, no discussion is complete without a nod to Seth Rogen's impressive transition from comedy star to production powerhouse.
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Jul 25, 2025 • 27min

2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater

The hosts dive into the nostalgic chaos of wrestling culture, sharing personal tales intertwined with celebrity losses. They hilariously recount Ozzy Osbourne's notorious escapades and a bizarre credit card fraud incident involving Chuck E. Cheese. The absurdities of modern payment methods, like using selfies for verification, bring laughter. They reflect on a global Starlink outage, transforming family entertainment into board game night. Additionally, they discuss the environmental costs of our digital habits, urging a rethink on technology's ecological impact.
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Jul 24, 2025 • 30min

2025.07.24: Elbows Deep

Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic authentication, and proving your age. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 23, 2025 • 19min

2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture

Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real addictions, and the death of 24 hour business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Jul 22, 2025 • 30min

2025.07.22: Milk Flight

Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the purple margs.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

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