Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors, Calvin butt, Vine editing, and abandoned URLs.

Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.

Burnie and Ashley discuss hot Atlantean princes, cloud based media, Xbox pricing rumors, Hank Green, Hulu shutting down, and a new drop contest at RoosterTeeth.com.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the break, our contest winner, Fattest Bear champion, Taylor Swift, bnl, The Big Bang Theory theme song, bubble porn, clean video stores, user liability, and Sora 2.

Burnie and Ashley discuss that Pumpkin Spice Life, Ashley's Fat Bear update, the importance of nicknames, evolving ideas, being right while being wrong, Hades II, rogue-lite games, isometry, and taking off for a week. First person to comment the source of the drop in the roosterteeth.com website comments for this episode will be sent a code for a t-shirt from the Rooster Teeth Store. Prize awarded solely at the discretion of Michael "Burnie" Burns.

Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future judgement, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, and when good medical news leads to bad habits.

Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears and Bat Boy.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday's contest, Pretty Woman, sharks, 3000, Jimmy Kimmel, Fat Bear prelims, local television stations, UK TV licenses, the legacy of broadcast television, Russian jets in Estonian airspace, Palestinian recognition, Rapture 2025, and what happens a week after the Rapture.

Burnie and Ashley discuss drop contests, loopholes, watching Alien Earth, not watching Alien Earth, Disney owns everything, Teddy Ruxpin, toy movies, The Popples, deep generational cuts, imagery burned into our brains as kids, The Black Hole, Amityville Horror, Toys, Trilogy of Terror, The Smashing Machine, and the 1990's hard line of cultural sensitivity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss smart fridges, All Advantage, ad bars, the YouTube Partner Program, the second fridge, Otter Pops, new iOS, liquid glass, too many metrics, and bricking biotech.