Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Jan 22, 2026 • 25min
2026.01.22: The Terrible Secret of Space
Burnie and Ben discuss Gold records, Gold YouTube buttons, streaming metrics, TikTok hooks, handy ultrasounds, musical talent, Espresso vibe-authoring, rumors about Vimeo layoffs, and rampant astronaut speculation.
Jan 21, 2026 • 47min
2026.01.21: Not Wrong Just Early
Burnie and Ben discuss RT Shorts, leaving the country, Disney adults, rail travel, House of Dynamite, dub vs sub, Costco, AI vs AI assisted search, and choosing a futbal club.
Jan 20, 2026 • 29min
2026.01.20: What Is A Hoosier
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hoosier firsts, Hoosier meanings, climate change, America's largest land acquisitions, China depop, and being childfree vs antikid.
Jan 19, 2026 • 28min
2026.01.19: Slow News Year
Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs, tennis professional amateurs, and mistaken identities at the BBC.
Jan 16, 2026 • 30min
2026.01.16: Nothing But Lies
Burnie and Ashley discuss Animaniacs, Madonna, Amazing Race, the Great American visa drought, The World Cup, Messi, Posh Spice's husband, social media jobs, The Birthday Problem, real stuff that we don't believe, hoverboards, and Star Wars executive changes.
Jan 15, 2026 • 29min
2026.01.15: Xray Spectators
Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to only undress some people, and Xray cams.
Jan 14, 2026 • 34min
2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell
Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, Erfan Soltani, and Burnie finally has a good AI experience.
Jan 13, 2026 • 25min
2026.01.13: A Wealth Of Monkeys
Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.
Jan 12, 2026 • 30min
2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated
Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord secret IPO, and the Epic Games Store data disparity.
Jan 9, 2026 • 26min
2026.01.09: Agitatored
Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.
