Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Jun 19, 2025 • 1h 60min
Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 48min
Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata
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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 9, 2025 • 1h
Top 5 Rehearsals
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Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe.
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 53min
Cinephobe Ep 270: Once Bitten
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Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 29, 2025 • 1h 56min
Cinephobe Ep 269: Morbius
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Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 26, 2025 • 52min
Top 5 Fights
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Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 22, 2025 • 1h 45min
Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 15, 2025 • 1h 52min
Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.
They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.
So no. Why would we want to stop?
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 12, 2025 • 1h 3min
Top 5 Dream Sequels
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 8, 2025 • 1h 40min
Patreon Unlocked: Half Baked
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time.
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Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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