Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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May 22, 2025 • 1h 52min
Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street.
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May 15, 2025 • 1h 59min
Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.
They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.
So no. Why would we want to stop?
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May 12, 2025 • 1h 9min
Top 5 Dream Sequels
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.
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May 9, 2025 • 1h 30min
Rule of Two - Andor Eps 7,8 & 9
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy.
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May 8, 2025 • 1h 48min
Patreon Unlocked: Half Baked
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time.
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May 2, 2025 • 1h 11min
Rule of Two - Andor Eps 4,5 & 6
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front.
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May 1, 2025 • 1h 60min
Cinephobe Ep 266: Rocky V
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Apr 30, 2025 • 1h 14min
Rule of Two - Andor Season 2
Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are temporarily setting up shop here on the Cinephobe feed to cover Andor Season Two. This episode covers last week's episodes, and we will return tomorrow to hit the next three pack.
We are back in Tony Gilroy's Star Wars for adults, and the show hasn't missed a beat.
Cassian Andor attempts to steal a Tie Avenger and ends up waylaid with the Maya Pei Brigade.
Dedra gets invited to Director Krennic's exclusive conference and hosts her new boyfriend Syril's mother for dinner.
The Ferrix refugees endure an Imperial audit on the agricultural planet of Mina-Rau.
And most importantly, it's the Chandrilan wedding of the century as Mon Mothma hosts a three day affair to marry off her teenage daughter.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 12min
Top 5 Grifters
Watch this episode on YouTubeZach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries.Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2025 • 2h 2min
Cinephobe Ep 265: The Quest
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTubePetty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet.CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
