Cinephobe

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
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Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 58min

Cinephobe Ep 275: Dracula 2000

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 21, 2025 • 1h 29min

Top 5 Accountability

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes go through their past picks, decisions and actions to take accountability in front of each other and the world. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 17, 2025 • 2h 9min

Cinephobe Ep 274: Planet of the Apes

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job. Start chittering now. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 48min

Now That's What I Call Cinephobe! Vol. 1

Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history. It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd. 0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 218:28 - Ep 185: Hard Rain19:48 - Ep 107: Eddie20:38 - Ep 2: Next30:43 - Ep 40: Along Came Polly35:26 - Ep 88: Nick Fury: Agent of Shield37:47 - Ep 155: Supertroopers40:23 - Ep 110: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit44:25 - Ep 126: White Man's Burden45:49 - Ep 104: Bloodsport55:01 - Ep 165: Taken 258:00 - Ep 89: Blankman63:34 - Ep 48: After Earth65:21 - Ep 177: Bringing Down the House70:14 - Ep 103: Road House71:17 - Ep 6: Never Back Down74:06 - Ep 27: Wild Wild West76:06 - Halloween Special: Leprechaun in the Hood79:23 - Ep 154: The Slammin' Salmon80:50 - Ep 190: Congo91:29 - Ep 97: Cocktail92:57 - Ep 133: Taxi ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 16min

Top 5 Worst Rentals

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally). ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 3, 2025 • 2h 1min

Cinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 54min

Cinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 23, 2025 • 1h 12min

Top 5 Mayes' Wedding

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 19, 2025 • 2h 8min

Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025

We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 55min

Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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