Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
Latest episodes
Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 16min
Top 5 Worst Rentals
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Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally).
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Jul 3, 2025 • 2h 1min
Cinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel.
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 54min
Cinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 23, 2025 • 1h 12min
Top 5 Mayes' Wedding
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Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 19, 2025 • 2h 8min
Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 45min
Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata
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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 9, 2025 • 1h 6min
Top 5 Rehearsals
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Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe.
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Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 5, 2025 • 2h
Cinephobe Ep 270: Once Bitten
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Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood.
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Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings
Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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May 29, 2025 • 2h 3min
Cinephobe Ep 269: Morbius
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Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before.
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Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings
Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.
Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2025 • 58min
Top 5 Fights
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Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all.
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Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings
Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video.
Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.
Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
