Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 58min
Cinephobe Ep 275: Dracula 2000
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In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything.
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Jul 21, 2025 • 1h 29min
Top 5 Accountability
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Zach, Amin and Mayes go through their past picks, decisions and actions to take accountability in front of each other and the world.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jul 17, 2025 • 2h 9min
Cinephobe Ep 274: Planet of the Apes
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job.
Start chittering now.
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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 48min
Now That's What I Call Cinephobe! Vol. 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history.
It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd.
0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 218:28 - Ep 185: Hard Rain19:48 - Ep 107: Eddie20:38 - Ep 2: Next30:43 - Ep 40: Along Came Polly35:26 - Ep 88: Nick Fury: Agent of Shield37:47 - Ep 155: Supertroopers40:23 - Ep 110: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit44:25 - Ep 126: White Man's Burden45:49 - Ep 104: Bloodsport55:01 - Ep 165: Taken 258:00 - Ep 89: Blankman63:34 - Ep 48: After Earth65:21 - Ep 177: Bringing Down the House70:14 - Ep 103: Road House71:17 - Ep 6: Never Back Down74:06 - Ep 27: Wild Wild West76:06 - Halloween Special: Leprechaun in the Hood79:23 - Ep 154: The Slammin' Salmon80:50 - Ep 190: Congo91:29 - Ep 97: Cocktail92:57 - Ep 133: Taxi
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Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 16min
Top 5 Worst Rentals
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Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally).
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jul 3, 2025 • 2h 1min
Cinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 54min
Cinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond.
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Jun 23, 2025 • 1h 12min
Top 5 Mayes' Wedding
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Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations.
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Jun 19, 2025 • 2h 8min
Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 55min
Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata
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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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