The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Dec 18, 2023 • 1h 9min
162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness
Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward. Lastly a 40 year girlfriend wants a different title; she and her new man of 3 years were both previously married and both never thought it would be in the cards again..but she changed her mind. She wants to know he belongs to her forever and ever...what is a girl to do. Todays topic is 'erotic mindfulness' a quickie lesson I took on Beducated.com; learn 2 techniques to get you more in tune with your body and emotions. Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastJoin the PATREON.Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at uberlube.comBeducated: Try 24 hours free all-access using code "JORDYN" as well as 40% a yearly subscription; go to https://beducate.me/pd2348-jordynMicrodose: To learn more about micro-dosing THC go to microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "housewife". For strain specific higher dose gummies click here.BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout; only pay $5 shipping.Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Dec 11, 2023 • 1h
161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"
Today Ive got some hot tips for the girlies struggling to swallow, the high drive spouses feeling rejected, and what to do when your husband wants to eat your ass. Todays topic of the hour; FEET. Feet love, adoration, fetish - I asked YOU and the listeners weighed in. Tune in now=)Popstar: Click the link to get their holiday deal of only $99 for a quarterly subscription!Uberlube: Use code "Housewife" at checkout to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING on your order!Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.comEnjoy audio erotica?! Join the PATREON!Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Dec 4, 2023 • 1h 13min
160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton
To learn more about todays guest go to www.susanbratton.comBlueChew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comBeducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" at https://beducate.me/pd2346-jordyn + get 40% yearly subscriptionAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
Nov 27, 2023 • 56min
159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus
Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON! The **Wands** I mentioned in todays EP:VIM WANDMagic Wand (use code "housewife" to get 15% off!)Fleshlight: Get 10% using code housewife10 at checkoutl Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at checkout @ uberlube.comPopStar: Go to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get a PopStar quarterly subscription for only $99!Follow me on IG :@_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
Nov 20, 2023 • 45min
158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.
It's me you and whole lotta listener questions buckle in=)Listen to audio erotica your new favorite foreplay on the patreon. Bluechew: Get your first months supply free using code "housewife" at checkout. Go to BlueChew.comBeducated: Level up your sex life!!! Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100's of courses going to Beducated.com and using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2344-jordyn code "Jordyn" will get you 60% off the yearly subscription as well!!Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Nov 13, 2023 • 1h 15min
157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash
Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. Butter Wellness: Get 20% the personal massager using code "housewife" at butterwellness.comUberlube: Get 10% off plus free shipping with code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout.POPSTAR: Go to popstarlabs.com and use code "HORNYHOUSEWIFE" to get 20% off plus free shipping on your first purchase.Microdose: To learn more about microdosing THC go to microdose.com use code "housewife" to get 30% plus free shipping on your first order.Shop Fleshlight: Get 10% off your purchase using code "housewife10" at checkout. Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comCollabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comASK ANON : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Nov 6, 2023 • 49min
156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.
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Nov 1, 2023 • 13min
Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play
Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies.
Oct 30, 2023 • 1h 5min
155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar
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Oct 23, 2023 • 57min
154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages
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