

The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Feb 28, 2024 • 32min
QUICKIE- Anal Play 101
Backdoor basics! All things anal pleasure; from prep to lubricant- grazing to penetration...I am mentioning it all!Shop New THH merch @ www.thhmerch.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 26, 2024 • 1h 3min
171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant
Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye?To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here.VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout.BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE.Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comSHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.comFollow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 21, 2024 • 21min
QUICKIE- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's
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Feb 19, 2024 • 59min
170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, a better tasting puss, and does self pleasure make women more horny?
Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with your S.O? If you like erotica you should def check out the patreon aka audio erotica visit www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastTodays EP is brought to you by:EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife"Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn.Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comShop Merch at THHmerch.comFollow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising Inquiries: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.comwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon

Feb 12, 2024 • 57min
169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.
The hosts tackle body confidence, sharing personal stories and the impact of societal standards on women's self-image. They dive into open discussions about intimacy, specifically addressing concerns around oral sex and individual preferences in relationships. The conversation emphasizes the importance of communication for mutual satisfaction and explores ways to reshape beliefs about bodies. Listeners also get insight into sexual toys and kinks to spice up long-term connections. Humor and honesty shine through as they navigate these intimate topics.

Feb 5, 2024 • 1h 11min
168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer
Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.comAre the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others.To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairyTodays Sponsors:Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager.BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com.Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordynEveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak.MyBookie.ag Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Jan 29, 2024 • 55min
167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes
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Jan 22, 2024 • 1h 9min
166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers
Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously?To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon.EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steakBeducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription .BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comIG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Jan 15, 2024 • 54min
165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation
Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is...she can orgasm by her self. How does she conquer this issue? Is it mental? Physical? Both? Lastly a listener shares she has the hots for her boss; since Ive shared before my now husband at one time was my actual boss..I felt a little story time + my advice on what NOT to do was necessary. =) Tune in now!Want to "start a fire in your pants?!"..join the freaking PATREON.BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE (only pay $5 shipping ) using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout! www.BlueChew.comUberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + free shipping on your purchase. www.Uberlube.comAsk me anything @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comcollabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Jan 8, 2024 • 56min
164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!
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