The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Mar 10, 2021 • 32min
Ep 18- Roasting a F*ckboy.
HIIIIIIIII this horny housewife missed y'all!!!! I have tea to spill, bridges to burn and bitches to stand up for!!! This week, she (me) is savage mode ripping a fuck boy a new one? Okay honestly I went light on the guy, I just had to tell you why my episodes late, why its not what you expected and I HAVE GOOD REASON! JUSTICE FOR MONICA!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
Mar 1, 2021 • 53min
Ep 17- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done
OH BOY! Please be kind in your judgments, because this week I have TWO story times for you where I gotta get RAW AND REAL. One is about an man who wants a toolbox up his ass, and another is me being a cringe gotta go girlfriend. Im talking all things emasculating. Society says be a baddie, but where is the line? Why do we need to stroke guys egos..and how? I got you girl. If you are thinking why the hell would I need to do that..I may or may not have a convincing enough answer. Ladies respect him as the HEAD of the household and be the neck bitch. Being respectful is going to get you wayyyy further in the wife life if you feel me; plus do you really want him to secretly hate your guts?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
Feb 22, 2021 • 31min
Ep 16- Snoop Beezy
This week I'm talking about invading your man, (or womans) privacy. Its 2020 and we can't deny what the times have brought to the table, and behind the scenes. What should the terms be when married; whats going too far? Whats "crazy". How to decipher between realistic reasons to pry, or to shut the hell up and have sex with him instead. (thats more fun most of the time). For those who are IN NEED of some tips to expose a p-i-g-g-y in their life I got ur back too;)
Feb 18, 2021 • 43min
Ep 15- The men ask, the horny housewife answers.
Your men are asking questions that they are too scared to ask you gf, and I'm hear to tell them the truth. From rim jobs, to your PH balance, and the ever common story of a horny husband wanting his uninterested wife. These men truly want to know. Im here to give an answer! THANKS to all the guys that sent DM's asking questions!
Feb 15, 2021 • 49min
Ep 14- The Original F*ckboy
A little update from me about my v-day EPIC FAIL. This episode I reminisce on my ex's and one in particular who made me the Jordy I am today. Thank you Shmevin. Okay well they all led me here, but this one really taught me the tricks of the trade & how to embrace MY INNER FUCK GIRL. Also I FORGOT to mention in this episode; I totes caught him spanking the monkey with gradual self tanner lotion and it was hilarious. Orange palms and all. xoxo--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
Feb 11, 2021 • 28min
Ep 13- Will You Be My SLUTTY Valentineeeee?
It's almost Valentines Day horn dogs, and Im bringing you an EXTRA episode this week letting you know what the hell to DO, men I'm telling you what to get your b*tch and how to not f*ck it up. Ladies I'm telling you how to not being a boring ass beezy. Lets zest this holiday up, and if you are running out of time I have a back up plan. (march 14th is steak and BJ day we have redemption) --
Feb 9, 2021 • 36min
Ep 12- "The Big O"
O is for Orgasm duh. Briefly talking about why we need to get off, and heavily talking about how we get off. From solo action, to anal orgasms; I cover the spectrum. Going over "ten facts about orgasms", breaking stigmas of who has the higher sex drive, and acknowledging that we DEF do not get off everytime (to the gentlemen its not your fault; I promise we still love it.)---
Feb 4, 2021 • 48min
Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.
not one embarrassing prom story but TWO. ones is much more worse than the other, and no one got laid. So all in all V SAD. ---
Feb 2, 2021 • 21min
EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS
Todays episode is for the ladies; we talk about the sexual cycle of avoidance, and the ways to change perspective. At the 14:40 a sexy rampage begins reminding you of the bitch you ARE, and/or ARE GOING TO BE! I promise you, you feel like the goddess you are after this one=)
Jan 29, 2021 • 22min
Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.
Tap into your nasty self, and lets talk BJ tips tricks positions. Oh and theres a variety "finish" him off methods I share. Drain the toxic juice from your man and be a good girl=). XOXO--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
