A little update from me about my v-day EPIC FAIL. This episode I reminisce on my ex's and one in particular who made me the Jordy I am today. Thank you Shmevin. Okay well they all led me here, but this one really taught me the tricks of the trade & how to embrace MY INNER FUCK GIRL. Also I FORGOT to mention in this episode; I totes caught him spanking the monkey with gradual self tanner lotion and it was hilarious. Orange palms and all. xoxo--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)