The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 35min

250. How to Not Get Divorced ft. Sarah Intelligator

FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  "Gulf Coast Stapletons,"prostate play, & are musicians an automatic hott/dtf is todays intro/listener question segment vibe & I also interviewed Sarah Intelligaor - a divorce attorney and author who happened to write a book to help you NOT get divorced. Sarah spills the tea on what really goes down during divorce, what should the foundation of your marriage be built on and if you are single tune in because were going to possibly change the trajectory of your dating life. Follow todays guest on IG @sarah.a.intelligator.esq ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me @thhpod Popstar: Get 20% off using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife VIIA Hemp: Recieve 15% off with code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Life Rx: Visit liferx.md and use code housewife to get $50 off your first month. Uberlube: Get 10% off your purchase using code housewife at www.uberlube.com
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Aug 25, 2025 • 51min

249. Text Tease & Do Good Men Exist....

Discussing your fav THH topics- some include; does your wife talk a big game via text only to never deliver? Are all men cheaters at the end of the day? What relationship advice on social media actually just sucks... ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2538-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly pass. Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com to try one month free Liferx: Get $50 off your first month. Visit liferx.md to learn more and use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar: Receive 20% off your purchase by visiting popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife
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Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 34min

248. Embodying Erotic Energy ft. Allana Pratt

Mommy IUD is out of hormones, a listeners boyfriends has his ex;s nudes on my phone and Allana Pratt (intimacy expert) is here to tell us some of her story and journey in discovering/prioritizing her pleasure. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com To learn more about todays guest visit http://www.allanapratt.com/ https://allanapratt.com/intimacy-breakthrough/ Code: READYNOW for a $400 savings! Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com VIIA: (21+) Get 15% off your purchase (plus free gift if your are first time customer) using code HOUSEWIFE at www.viiahemp.com Popstar: Visit popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your purchase
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Aug 11, 2025 • 54min

247: Myths & How-To’s: Rough Sex

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: 10HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Today listener questions duh + diving deeper on rough sex; busting myths and techniques to take it beyond the aesethetic. Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Liferx: Get $50 off your first month using code HOUSEWIFE at https://liferx.md/start-your-peptide-journey/?utm_source=efc&u1=152&_ef_transaction_id=&uid=3&oid=1&affid=152 Beducated: Get 60% off your yearly pass using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2536-jordyn
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Aug 4, 2025 • 54min

246. Bored in the Bedroom, On Top Stamina & Obsessive Jealousy

FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA Hemp: get 15% off with code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Popstar: Get 20% off using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Liferx: Visit Liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to get 50% off your first month.
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Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 4min

245. Affair Proofing, Quiet Bedroom Toys & Kegels for MEN?!

Tune in for Coldplay couple recap aka affair proofing your marriage. I’m buzzing about Ari Kytsya being the face of urban decay and its impact on advertising (and this podcast even!) Get the scoop on the quietest sex toys on the market…while I also convincing you not to care! One listener is bummed out because his wife will not BJ him to completion because c*m makes her want to throw up…how can we make this a win win for both parties? Answer in today EP! Todays topic of ze hour: reclaiming your erection! Men, lets get your dick to the gym =) ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com LifeRx: Visit Liferx.md and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month! Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2532-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly pass Popstar: Get 20% off your purchase when you use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife
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Jul 21, 2025 • 50min

244. Lube vs Spit & Why Good People Cheat

Today the reasoning behind why us women really appreciate the lube...and its not just why you think & why do the good ones still stray....tune in for a bag ol' listner questions. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com listener questions start at 14:15 LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Popstar: Recieve 20% off your purchase when you use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bluechew: Try one month FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA; (21+) Get 15% off your purchase + free gift for first time customers when you visit www.viiahemp.com and use code HOUSEWIFE.
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Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 3min

243. Is P*rn the Mistress, Luteal Phase Woes & Delaying Climax

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  **intro ends at 14:38 ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com LifeRx: Visit https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE/ and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2530-jordyn and use code JORDYN to get 50% off the yearly subscription. Bluechew: Try one month free at www.bluechew.com by using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar: Visit popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your purchase!
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Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 5min

242. Men Want BJ's

The double standard on women who dont give oral and men who dont give oral..let's discuss. What disney adults and rubber duck car people have in common; & why your 38 year old wife might not be in the mood. ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free at www.bluechew.com using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Splash Blanket: Get 15% off an amazing SPLASH BLANKETS at https://splashblanket.us/discount/HOUSEWIFE LifeRX: click HERE to get $50 off your first month supply Popstar: Visit www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewifepodcast and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your purchase. VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.viiahemp.com to get 15% off your purchase.
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Jun 30, 2025 • 1h 1min

241. Short Kings Rule & Lasting Longer in Bed

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com Q. Pushing your wifes head down during a BJ; rude AF or passionate….(both?!) Today I am convincing you why short kings are the bestest and getting solution oriented when it comes to men last longer in bed. Tune in for a bag ol’ listener questions… Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON  @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Listener questiosn start at 13:17 Popstar: Visit popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 15% off your purchase LifeRx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at liferx.com Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2526-jordyn to get 50% off the yearly subscription.

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