The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 35min
250. How to Not Get Divorced ft. Sarah Intelligator
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"Gulf Coast Stapletons,"prostate play, & are musicians an automatic hott/dtf is todays intro/listener question segment vibe & I also interviewed Sarah Intelligaor - a divorce attorney and author who happened to write a book to help you NOT get divorced. Sarah spills the tea on what really goes down during divorce, what should the foundation of your marriage be built on and if you are single tune in because were going to possibly change the trajectory of your dating life.
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Aug 25, 2025 • 51min
249. Text Tease & Do Good Men Exist....
Discussing your fav THH topics- some include; does your wife talk a big game via text only to never deliver? Are all men cheaters at the end of the day? What relationship advice on social media actually just sucks...
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Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 34min
248. Embodying Erotic Energy ft. Allana Pratt
Mommy IUD is out of hormones, a listeners boyfriends has his ex;s nudes on my phone and Allana Pratt (intimacy expert) is here to tell us some of her story and journey in discovering/prioritizing her pleasure.
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Aug 11, 2025 • 54min
247: Myths & How-To’s: Rough Sex
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Today listener questions duh + diving deeper on rough sex; busting myths and techniques to take it beyond the aesethetic.
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Aug 4, 2025 • 54min
246. Bored in the Bedroom, On Top Stamina & Obsessive Jealousy
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Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 4min
245. Affair Proofing, Quiet Bedroom Toys & Kegels for MEN?!
Tune in for Coldplay couple recap aka affair proofing your marriage. I’m buzzing about Ari Kytsya being the face of urban decay and its impact on advertising (and this podcast even!) Get the scoop on the quietest sex toys on the market…while I also convincing you not to care! One listener is bummed out because his wife will not BJ him to completion because c*m makes her want to throw up…how can we make this a win win for both parties? Answer in today EP! Todays topic of ze hour: reclaiming your erection! Men, lets get your dick to the gym =)
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Jul 21, 2025 • 50min
244. Lube vs Spit & Why Good People Cheat
Today the reasoning behind why us women really appreciate the lube...and its not just why you think & why do the good ones still stray....tune in for a bag ol' listner questions. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 3min
243. Is P*rn the Mistress, Luteal Phase Woes & Delaying Climax
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Jul 7, 2025 • 1h 5min
242. Men Want BJ's
The double standard on women who dont give oral and men who dont give oral..let's discuss. What disney adults and rubber duck car people have in common; & why your 38 year old wife might not be in the mood. ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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Jun 30, 2025 • 1h 1min
241. Short Kings Rule & Lasting Longer in Bed
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