The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Jan 27, 2026 • 1h 17min
270. Separate Sleepers & S*x and Her "Time" of the Month!
Separate bedroom to sleep, how to get her off during her period, a partner who doest post his wife on social media YET posts his gym selfies & so much more in todays EP
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Jan 19, 2026 • 1h 1min
269. Opposite Sex Friendships & Emotional Affairs
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Jan 12, 2026 • 1h 2min
268.Struggling to Climax, His Ex’s Panties & Texting Temptations
Jordyn kicks off with energetic affirmations to boost mindset and intimacy. A listener's discovery of exes' panties leads to a discussion on the implications of past relationships. She tackles the men’s issue of low libido, suggesting hormone tests and the importance of companionship. Advice flows on handling panty fetishes and ensuring clear boundaries when flirting with coworkers. The significance of male stamina is highlighted, featuring a product to help extend enjoyment. Wrapping up with calls for honesty in relationships, Jordyn leaves listeners eager for more.
Jan 6, 2026 • 1h 40min
267.A Virgin with ED, High Drive Women & Leveling Up Your Marriage this New Year
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Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 26min
266.Solo Pleasure Shame& Sexually Deviant Spouses
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Today: new years goals in marriage, christmas cock blocks (and lows in general), a woman whose husband frowns upon her solo pleasure time (omg i know), a husband who cant access his wife mentally emotionally or physically, a womans husband who watches porn whilst doing the deed…and MORE in todays EP.
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Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 40min
265. The Sex Talk Utah Never Gave Us w/ Cassidy Bybee
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Dec 8, 2025 • 1h 3min
264.Decisive Men Are Sexy & First Time ‘Back-Door’ Tips
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Dec 1, 2025 • 1h 13min
263. Triggers, Post Partum O’s & Suing Your Spouse
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Nov 24, 2025 • 1h
262. Substance Use & Your Sex Life
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Nov 17, 2025 • 1h 23min
261. "He Betrayed Me After 22 Years of Marriage!"
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