The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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May 12, 2025 • 1h 4min
234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E.
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Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "going through the motions" during sex...he feels numb....what to do to shake this? Another listener recently had a baby and is finally feeling herself again! She has noticed she really enjoys her male cube mate (co-worker) ..she is married and "would never!" but she does find herself caring more about her appearance as well as attending after work happy hours...is this a road leading to trouble?!
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May 5, 2025 • 1h 28min
233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's
Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with her ex....tune in for all this & more!
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Apr 28, 2025 • 1h 6min
232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter?
The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now.
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Apr 21, 2025 • 1h 13min
231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comTODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer! Popstar: Get 15% off by going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewifeBluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month with promo code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.comBeducated: Visithttps://beducate.me/pd2515-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly subscription; 14 day money back guarentee!Hypnozio: Visit https://sponsr.is/hypnozio_housewife use code HOUSEWIFE15
Apr 14, 2025 • 1h
230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky
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Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 25min
229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing
Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies?! Ten mins or 2 min? Another listener knows her friends man is cheating…but they arent super close so she is struggling to decide if she should spill the tea or not. Want bonus THH content? Join the patreon for extra listener questions and audio erotica! ASk ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comVIIA hemp: Get 15% off your order at www.VIIAhemp.com using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout!Bluechew: Get your first month FREE use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2513-jordyn or beducated.com and use code JORDYN to get 60% off the yearly pass!
Mar 31, 2025 • 55min
228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..
If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comPopstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to save 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFEVIIA Hemp: (21+) Use promo code HOUSEWIFE to save 15% off your purchase at www.viiahemp.com
Mar 24, 2025 • 1h 18min
227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!
Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more experienced and adventurous than her partner. How can I hype her up to show up in the butt plug vs mind-f*cking herself over it!? Tune in now! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast for bonus content + audio erotica. Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comBluechew: Try Bluechew one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.comPopstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 20% off your purchaseBeducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2511-jordyn to get 60% off your yearly subscription!
Mar 17, 2025 • 1h 36min
226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages
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Mar 10, 2025 • 1h 1min
225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!
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