
The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
Latest episodes

Feb 3, 2025 • 1h 3min
220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR
Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comTo edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d’s favorite position is and more. As for the listener q’s we have one listener who has received a sort of “ultimatum” in the bedroom- what does he want? To go back to front…..hello UTI asshole lets chat. Another listener’s husband has turned to porn post his mother moving in their home and wifey is sexually starved and annoyed he is choosing porn over real life intimacy. Tune in to hear all of this and plenty more=) Join the Patreon here!Sponsors: BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.comVIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your order at VIIAhemp.comButter Wellness: Get 30% off using code HOUSEWIFE at butterwellness.comPop Star: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your orderSunny Situations: Receive 10% off your waterproof couples blanket https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC or go to sunnysituations.com and use code housewife.

Jan 27, 2025 • 1h 30min
219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK
FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewifeIn today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going over the side effects of SSRI’s, why docs use them to treat some sexual disorders and other natural routes you can take! In todays topic of ze hour; ICK’s. If you are in a LTR/marraige you most likely have gotten the ick from your spouse- thats OK. Maybe you are giving them the ick…and you dont even know! I have some ‘gentle’ reminders of what you may be doing to get in your own way inside and outside of the bedroom. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comBlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.comSunny Situations: Receive 10% off the couples waterproof sex blanket at sunnysituations.com using code HOUSEWIFE or go to https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPCBeducated: Go to Beducated.com and use code JORDYN or click here: https://beducate.me/horny2025 to try the entire platform FREE for 24 hours + save $$ on yearly subscription!Feeld: Download the Feeld App in the Apple App Store or in Google Play

Jan 20, 2025 • 1h 8min
218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. In today’s EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 year old” who desires a more ‘suitable’ erection. Between overcoming the mental battle and the urge to please -how does he combat the thoughts that make him go limp? Another listener is a married woman who wants to WANT to be freaky for her man, but the fact of the matter is after a long day she is tired! Can you relate to your sex life getting stagnant and switching up the same two positions?! Not a rarity in a marriage. Let Jordy hype you up and inspire you to get creative inside AND outside of the bedroom.Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2502-jordyn use code JORDYN to get 24hours all access to entire platform + save $$$ on yearly subscription!VIIA Hemp: www.VIIAhemp.com use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% (21+) and if your new a gift of your choice!Bluechew: go to www.bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free just pay $5 for shipping!Sunny Situations: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% off your order at https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPCButter Wellness: get 30% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout.

Jan 13, 2025 • 1h 7min
217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comTHH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch) to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NOT suffice” -although still hot. The best tips for anal sex beginners (spoiler: we have a journey- it should be a fun journey!) and more in todays episode. If you love listener questions or are into audio erotica…the PATREON is the place for you.BlueChew: Try BlueChew free for a month using code ‘housewife” at checkout-just pay $5 flat for shipping! Go to BlueChew.com to learn more.EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off + 1 month FREE at Planet Fitness using code Housewifepf at www.Everyplate.com/podcastButter Wellness: Receive 30% off your Perinium Massager at Butterwellness.com using code “Housewife”.BathMate: Shop at BathMateDirect.com/hornyhousewife and do something for your manhood today!Listener Questions? ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Subscribe to THH Youtube at www.youtube.com/@THHpod

Jan 6, 2025 • 1h 20min
216. When your spouse's fantasy ruins your marriage & nipple play 101
Today let us discuss nipple play, from nipple orgasms (yes in theory we can all have them- both men and women!) to technique mommys got you covered. Todays listener questions are slightly dark and did kinda make my jaw drop but girls gotta do her job. Pretty please make sure you are subscribed to my YOUTUBE channel www.youtube.com/@thhpodBeducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass + try FREE using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn25VIIA HEMP: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.comBlueChew: Receive your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at bluechew.comEvery Plate: get your first box 50% off plus your first month FREE at Planet Fitness by going to everyplate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFEPFWANT MORE LISTENER Q's?! Audio Erotica Anyone?Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comAdvertising admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Dec 30, 2024 • 50min
215: Reigniting a lost spark in marriage, the point of therapy and New Years, New Lovers.
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Dec 23, 2024 • 1h 24min
214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton
Susan Bratton, a seasoned sex expert with over two decades of experience, shares her insights on the top sex trends for 2025. She dives into the importance of communication and exploring new intimacy practices, such as yoni massages and innovative sex tech geared towards women's pleasure. The discussion also touches on consensual non-monogamy and the benefits of enhancing sexual health through biohacking and self-care products. Listeners are invited to rethink their intimate relationships and embrace personal exploration.

Dec 16, 2024 • 1h 10min
213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.
Todays lets discuss too flirty coworkers, how to keep your toys lubricated & a follow up from last weeks ( the husband whose wife talks everyday to her old work peer) Topic of the hour... Squirting Methods: fingering her G-Spot- Technique Tips 101Time stamp: 17:45 listener q's beginBluechew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com just pay $5 for shipping!VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15%off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at Viiahemp.comUberlube: Recieve 10% off + free shipping using code Housewife at uberlube.comIroha: Use code Housewife10 at usstore.iroha-tenga.com to get 10% off your purchase.ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFollow me on IG @thhpodadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comOur Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com

Dec 9, 2024 • 57min
212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's
In todays EP: "Post-Partum sex is a thing- lets discuss how to navigate as as supportive partner! Opposite sex friendships whilst married; what are your thoughts? Doomed? Inappropriate? Totally fine, let's be mature? Or just not worth it. Another topic stemming from a listener q- SLIME FETISH- all your nickelodeon dreams comin true =)Bluechew: get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.comVIIA. Hemp: Receive 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.comIroha: Use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get 10% your order at https://usstore.iroha-tenga.com/the-horny-housewifeBeducated: try 14 hours free + get 50% off using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2452-jordynAsk anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comJoin the Patreon here!Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com

Dec 2, 2024 • 1h 9min
211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats
Why do women wear lingerie? To feel sexy? To provide a sexy visual their man? Both? Both. Today I am also discussing "quiet infidelity" aka cheating and no one finds out.....Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comBluechew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.comUberlube: Recieve 10% + FREE SHIPPING using code HOUSEWIFEEveryPlate: Go to everyplate.com/podcast and enter code HOUSEWIFE599 to get 5.99 per meal and 50% offButter Wellness: Black friday sale at www.butterwellness.com use code housewife to save $$$Intro ends around 9 min in=)Follow me on social @thhpod ask ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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