
The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
Latest episodes

Apr 14, 2025 • 1h
230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky
Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse! Bluechew: Visit bluechew.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to try one month free!Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your purchaseLiferx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.liferx.md to save $50 on your first order!

Apr 7, 2025 • 1h 25min
229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing
Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies?! Ten mins or 2 min? Another listener knows her friends man is cheating…but they arent super close so she is struggling to decide if she should spill the tea or not. Want bonus THH content? Join the patreon for extra listener questions and audio erotica! ASk ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comVIIA hemp: Get 15% off your order at www.VIIAhemp.com using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout!Bluechew: Get your first month FREE use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2513-jordyn or beducated.com and use code JORDYN to get 60% off the yearly pass!

Mar 31, 2025 • 55min
228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..
If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comPopstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to save 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFEVIIA Hemp: (21+) Use promo code HOUSEWIFE to save 15% off your purchase at www.viiahemp.com

Mar 24, 2025 • 1h 18min
227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!
Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more experienced and adventurous than her partner. How can I hype her up to show up in the butt plug vs mind-f*cking herself over it!? Tune in now! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast for bonus content + audio erotica. Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comBluechew: Try Bluechew one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.comPopstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 20% off your purchaseBeducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2511-jordyn to get 60% off your yearly subscription!

Mar 17, 2025 • 1h 36min
226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comToday: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? Go to www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to ask anonymously. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes here.VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off (21+) plus free gift if you are new customer using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout.PopStar: Use promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at popstarlabs.com/hornyhouswewife to get 20% off.Bluechew: Try Bluechew free for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com

Mar 10, 2025 • 1h 1min
225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com.Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2509-jordynfor 60% off the yearly pass- 14 day money back guarantee!Bluechew: Try your first month FREE go to BlueChew.com to learn more.EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off using code housewife50 at everyplate.com/podcastPopStar: Receive 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewifeBathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10 off your purchase!

Mar 3, 2025 • 1h 22min
224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comToday I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife lacks total empathy and how to navigate, a wife who is looking to increase libido without the use of THC & more!! Join the Patreon for bonus listener questions and sexy story times!Popstar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back.VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at VIIAhemp.comBlueChew: Get your first month free. Learn More at Bluechew.comBathMate: Visit bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your purchase!

Feb 24, 2025 • 55min
223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comToday get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me, not you” when it comes to WHY she isn’t in the mood. Another couple is divided on the direction of their marriage, one spouse wants to open things while the MRS is avidly against. Tune in to hear my responses. Poll News: This week the listeners filled me in on all the ways you get off; spoiler alert yall really love watching your spouses have the big O =) Bluechew: Get your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.comPopStar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back.

Feb 17, 2025 • 1h 38min
222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.comToday I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for everyone relationship wise, her starting hormones rocked her world…for the better! Now she feels it’s her personal mission to help couples 35-55 to understand what is going on hormonally in the home that may be your biggest ‘cock block’ Learn more about Marcella here. Today’s listener questions include the use of jeweled butt plugs, multiple orgasms and a wife desiring an open marriage due to a religious upbringing. Tune in now! Join the Patreon for bonus content at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastBeducated: Use code JORDYN to get 60% off Beducated’s yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/februaryBathmate: Get 10% off using promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewifePopstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout get 20% off your order.VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off at https://viia.co/HOUSEWIFE Bluechew: Try your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com

Feb 10, 2025 • 1h 16min
221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters
Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewifePopstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife or shop for popstar on amazon!Bathmate: Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% offBeducated: Visit https://beducate.me/horny-valentine to get 60% off one year of Beducated use code JORDYN!Every Plate: get your first box 50% off by going to everyplate.com/podcastBluechew: Try your first month FREE using code Housewife at checkout!
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