The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Sep 22, 2025 • 1h 9min
253. Bratty Subs, The Hot Co-Worker & Lots of Boring S*x
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Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 16min
252. How To: Better in Bed TODAY!
A couple that started experimenting outside of the relationship has ran into some hiccups. Another man admits to falling victim to the "thirst traps" and wifey isnt happy about it. Todays topic we dive into tips you can use NOW to be hotter/better in bed.
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Sep 8, 2025 • 1h 12min
251. Underwhelming Orgasms, Sh*tty Marriages & the 411 on Birth Control
Lets talk why women's O's are becoming more lalalammmme the older we get! Why shitty marriages get shitty and when to call it quits, and which BC is right for you plus way more with a bag ol listener questions!
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Sep 1, 2025 • 1h 35min
250. How to Not Get Divorced ft. Sarah Intelligator
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Aug 25, 2025 • 51min
249. Text Tease & Do Good Men Exist....
Discussing your fav THH topics- some include; does your wife talk a big game via text only to never deliver? Are all men cheaters at the end of the day? What relationship advice on social media actually just sucks...
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Aug 18, 2025 • 1h 34min
248. Embodying Erotic Energy ft. Allana Pratt
Mommy IUD is out of hormones, a listeners boyfriends has his ex;s nudes on my phone and Allana Pratt (intimacy expert) is here to tell us some of her story and journey in discovering/prioritizing her pleasure.
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Aug 11, 2025 • 54min
247: Myths & How-To’s: Rough Sex
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Aug 4, 2025 • 54min
246. Bored in the Bedroom, On Top Stamina & Obsessive Jealousy
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Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 4min
245. Affair Proofing, Quiet Bedroom Toys & Kegels for MEN?!
Tune in for Coldplay couple recap aka affair proofing your marriage. I’m buzzing about Ari Kytsya being the face of urban decay and its impact on advertising (and this podcast even!) Get the scoop on the quietest sex toys on the market…while I also convincing you not to care! One listener is bummed out because his wife will not BJ him to completion because c*m makes her want to throw up…how can we make this a win win for both parties? Answer in today EP! Todays topic of ze hour: reclaiming your erection! Men, lets get your dick to the gym =)
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Jul 21, 2025 • 50min
244. Lube vs Spit & Why Good People Cheat
Today the reasoning behind why us women really appreciate the lube...and its not just why you think & why do the good ones still stray....tune in for a bag ol' listner questions. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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