
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.
Latest episodes

Sep 19, 2023 • 1h 27min
Secret Internet Relationship
Toby Morse, the host of One Life One Chance podcast, invites Gethard to discuss online friendships and the dangers of secret internet relationships. They also touch on the addictive nature of the internet, the value of human connection, and the impact of COVID-19 on socializing.

Sep 12, 2023 • 1h 23min
Betrayed By My First Love
Aparna Nancherla, author of Unreliable Narrator, joins as a guest. The anonymous caller shares a story of deep betrayal by a loved one. Topics discussed include empathy, compassion, challenges of working in unscripted television, toxic relationships, mental health crises, and the importance of the Jersey Shore.

Sep 5, 2023 • 1h 26min
Two Bad Dads
A caller shares their experience of discovering their stepfather's secret lives and how he spent their college savings. They also discuss reconnecting with their biological father and meeting their half-sister. The podcast covers topics like family betrayal, subscriptions, forgiveness, and the possibility of good from evil.

Sep 1, 2023 • 1h 12min
The "Love Is Everywhere" Waffle Brunch (live from Beautiful/Cononymous)
This live episode of Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People explores the themes of love, joy, and resilience in the face of adversity. The host reflects on the impact of a previous emotionally impactful episode about navigating a daughter's cancer diagnosis. The chapter highlights the power of joyful experiences in creating lasting memories as a family takes a trip to Disney World and SeaWorld. The podcast also delves into the challenges and rewards of clinical research and oncology. It discusses the belief in the constancy of love and the small moments of love found in everyday life, even in difficult times.

Aug 29, 2023 • 1h 19min
Hoagies, Cats, and Lyme
A graphic designer helps her family run their 90-year-old hoagie shop, shares winning a national grilled cheese competition, fostering over 30 cats, accidentally breaking into a stranger’s apartment, and her long journey to getting diagnosed with Chronic Lyme, a controversial illness she sheds light on.

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Aug 22, 2023 • 1h 21min
Beautiful Chaos
A roller coaster conversation covering intense stories, mental health, embroidery during the pandemic, ripping around New York City, and more. The importance of making art accessible, concerns about a child's anxiety at camp, reflections on exhaustion and anxiety, embracing beautiful chaos, and the power of understanding and acceptance are also discussed.

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Aug 15, 2023 • 1h 24min
Indiana Jones is a Terrible Archaeologist
An archaeologist shares memories of drinking champagne at a dig site and what’s so exciting about uncovering a two-inch piece of ancient stone tablet. She also discusses the history of colonial looting and the complicated nature of looting today. Then, Gethard and our caller break down what makes Indiana Jones–the most famous archaeologist–so bad at his job. In this week’s introduction, Gethard recommends the Uncanny X-Men-focused podcast, CEREBRO.

Aug 8, 2023 • 1h 27min
I Survived a Bear Attack and Plane Crash in the Same Year
An Alaskan pilot describes what it’s like living with an airplane runway in your front yard and then recounts an incredibly eventful year, which included surviving a bear attack AND a plane crash. Yes, a bear attack AND a plane crash. In the same year. Geth also shares the details that led to this new era of Beautiful/Anonymous and lets everyone in on some of the exciting stuff we've got in store for you.

Aug 1, 2023 • 1h 8min
The Mattress Underground (Live from Beaut/Con)
A cat enthusiast tells Geth about his descent into madness early pandemic when he tried to build the perfect mattress. He also introduces Chris to the online community of mattress reviews, describes his time living in a monastery, and shares a story about when his uncle "melted."

Jul 25, 2023 • 1h 2min
Sex Injury
A lawyer details tearing his meniscus during sex and how it changed his perspective on aging. He also explains why the first call he made after the incident was to his mother. Later on, he opens up to Geth about trying to be a good person, splitting his time between corporate law and working with individual people.