

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.
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Oct 20, 2026 • 1h 18min
How to Keep Going After You Lose a Child
Five years ago, this week's caller lost his 15-year-old son. Today, he's raising his 15-year-old daughter and navigating what it means to live with grief while continuing to move forward. It's a conversation about loss, love, and the complicated ways joy and sorrow coexist. DEA National Prescription Drug Take Back Day is THIS Saturday, October 24, 2026 - from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. local time. It's a free, anonymous event that provides a safe and easy way to dispose of medications, helping prevent accidental poisonings and prescription drug misuse. Find a collection site near you and learn more at DEAtakeback.com Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Head to chrisgeth.com for tickets to Gethard's upcoming shows. Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/beautiful. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/beautiful with code beautiful. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/beautiful to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Right now, save 25% on your first order at Zazzle.com. Head to Talkiatry.com/BEAUTIFUL to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

Oct 13, 2026 • 1h 45min
Secret Lives of Cruise Ship Workers
A former cruise worker shares the hidden world behind the ship’s glamour, from childcare and crew hierarchies to bars, burnout, quarantines, and COVID-era isolation. She recounts meeting her husband at sea, an unexpectedly rapid wedding, and building a new life in California. Also: immigration, halloumi shortages, parenthood, and a truly alarming bungee-jumping mishap.

Oct 6, 2026 • 1h 11min
Armored Combat Game Designer
A video-game designer opens up about dream jobs, brutal workweeks, layoffs, and the loss of creative community. Then the conversation takes a medieval turn with armored combat, crossbows, battlefield strategy, leatherworking, and blacksmithing. It’s a surprising look at how intensely nerdy hobbies can become physical, social, and deeply meaningful.

Sep 29, 2026 • 1h 15min
Enough Good to Counteract the Bad
It's this caller's birthday, and she has a lot to celebrate: a career she's crushing, a new house, and the chance to provide for people she loves. The conversation is funny and charming, and then the family stories start coming out. Every family has a little chaos, but hers might take the (birthday) cake. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week's caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Head to chrisgeth.com for tickets to Gethard's upcoming shows. Start learning a new language TODAY with Babbel. Right now listeners can save up to 60% off at Babbel.com/BEAUTIFUL. Head to Talkiatry.com/BEAUTIFUL to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. Download the Vinted app for free to start listing with no seller fees, and for a limited time, enjoy free shipping in the US. You can try VeryVery Good Tea yourself by using code BEAUTIFUL for $5 off your first purchase at veryverygoodtea.com

Sep 22, 2026 • 1h 10min
A Fish With Legs
A middle school Spanish teacher transforms her classroom into a desk-free theater of gestures, games, chocolate rewards, and confidence-building. She reflects on burnout, gendered language, and supporting students beyond test scores. Outside school, a perilous hike competes with heartbreak, while slam poetry helps her forge an identity beyond teaching and navigate a dramatically tangled situationship.

Sep 15, 2026 • 1h 17min
Arizona to Alaska
A therapist’s offhand suggestion sends a lifelong wanderer from Arizona to remote Alaska, where he discovers rural village life, unexpected community, and a new sense of calm. He recounts sleeping in libraries, living on Greyhound buses, and turning poverty, grief, and homelessness into unconventional adventures. Along the way, friendship, chosen family, sobriety, and the search for a place to call home take center stage.

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Sep 8, 2026 • 1h 6min
A Proudly Unpredictable Human Being
A wildly candid mother discusses bizarre dental surprises, a near-fatal childbirth recovery, dead snakes, feral cats, and life on a chaotic farm. She opens up about escaping a fundamentalist upbringing and abusive marriage, finding healing in therapy and a supportive partnership, and discovering her bisexuality. Along the way: thrift-store schemes, ambulance oddities, parenting mayhem, and a toddler who keeps everyone guessing.

Sep 1, 2026 • 1h 2min
I Didn't Come Here to Win
After losing her job, a woman finds a creative reset through community theater, singing, and a surprisingly dramatic lead role. She opens up about adult ADHD, burnout, anxiety, marketing’s manipulative side, and her concerns about generative AI. Along the way, she celebrates D&D, marriage, and human-made art as sources of connection and renewal.

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Aug 28, 2026 • 1h 7min
Prison Bound Week: Day 5 - Eight Years Later
A long-running follow-up reaches a final chapter after eight years. The caller describes ten years sober and the small freedoms she now cherishes. They cover COVID delays, extended incarceration, and the struggle of reentry: jobs, education, and barriers for people with felonies. Tough topics include isolation, probation hurdles, family grief, and using hard-earned experience to help others.

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Aug 27, 2026 • 32min
Prison Bound Week: Day 4 - COVID Lockdown
Anonymous Caller, a federal inmate nearing release who trained service dogs in prison, shares a firsthand snapshot from fall 2020 during COVID lockdown. She describes modified facility routines, video visits and extra phone minutes. She talks about repairing family ties, lasting friendships from the dog program, reentry logistics like halfway houses and ankle monitors, and the stigma and pitfalls of probation.


