

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.
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Nov 10, 2026 • 1h 22min
MOLD
A mysterious illness leaves one woman disabled, isolated, and desperate for answers. Years later, testing uncovers toxic mold hidden in her home, triggering failed remediations, financial ruin, medical battles, and a painful decision to move. She discusses POTS, MCAS, recovery attempts, strained relationships, and the difficult path toward reclaiming her life.

Nov 3, 2026 • 1h 12min
Stuck
A South Georgia caller feels frozen between past regrets and an uncertain future. He opens up about depression, grief, emotional numbness, family history, and the pressure to have life figured out before turning thirty. As he imagines marriage and a peaceful life with his partner, the conversation explores therapy, vulnerability, masculinity, and finding momentum through honest connection.

Oct 27, 2026 • 1h 13min
Raised by a Criminal and a Drifter
A 25-year-old reflects on a quarter-life crossroads, from leaving work and pursuing teaching to rediscovering piano and sewing. The conversation explores capitalism, economic anxiety, family estrangement, sibling differences, parentification, and the ways childhood trauma can shape ambition. Along the way, there are candid stories of hippie poverty, complicated parents, and one painfully tight sock.

Oct 20, 2026 • 1h 18min
How to Keep Going After You Lose a Child
A father reflects on losing his 15-year-old son to an accidental medication death while raising a daughter now reaching the same age. He discusses therapy, custody battles, unpredictable grief, dark humor, music, basketball, and the small moments that make survival possible. The conversation also emphasizes securing and safely disposing of unused medications.

Oct 13, 2026 • 1h 45min
Secret Lives of Cruise Ship Workers
A former cruise worker shares the hidden world behind the ship’s glamour, from childcare and crew hierarchies to bars, burnout, quarantines, and COVID-era isolation. She recounts meeting her husband at sea, an unexpectedly rapid wedding, and building a new life in California. Also: immigration, halloumi shortages, parenthood, and a truly alarming bungee-jumping mishap.

Oct 6, 2026 • 1h 11min
Armored Combat Game Designer
A video-game designer opens up about dream jobs, brutal workweeks, layoffs, and the loss of creative community. Then the conversation takes a medieval turn with armored combat, crossbows, battlefield strategy, leatherworking, and blacksmithing. It’s a surprising look at how intensely nerdy hobbies can become physical, social, and deeply meaningful.

Sep 29, 2026 • 1h 15min
Enough Good to Counteract the Bad
It's this caller's birthday, and she has a lot to celebrate: a career she's crushing, a new house, and the chance to provide for people she loves. The conversation is funny and charming, and then the family stories start coming out. Every family has a little chaos, but hers might take the (birthday) cake. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week's caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Head to chrisgeth.com for tickets to Gethard's upcoming shows. Start learning a new language TODAY with Babbel. Right now listeners can save up to 60% off at Babbel.com/BEAUTIFUL. Head to Talkiatry.com/BEAUTIFUL to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. Download the Vinted app for free to start listing with no seller fees, and for a limited time, enjoy free shipping in the US. You can try VeryVery Good Tea yourself by using code BEAUTIFUL for $5 off your first purchase at veryverygoodtea.com

Sep 22, 2026 • 1h 10min
A Fish With Legs
A middle school Spanish teacher transforms her classroom into a desk-free theater of gestures, games, chocolate rewards, and confidence-building. She reflects on burnout, gendered language, and supporting students beyond test scores. Outside school, a perilous hike competes with heartbreak, while slam poetry helps her forge an identity beyond teaching and navigate a dramatically tangled situationship.

Sep 15, 2026 • 1h 17min
Arizona to Alaska
A therapist’s offhand suggestion sends a lifelong wanderer from Arizona to remote Alaska, where he discovers rural village life, unexpected community, and a new sense of calm. He recounts sleeping in libraries, living on Greyhound buses, and turning poverty, grief, and homelessness into unconventional adventures. Along the way, friendship, chosen family, sobriety, and the search for a place to call home take center stage.

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Sep 8, 2026 • 1h 6min
A Proudly Unpredictable Human Being
A wildly candid mother discusses bizarre dental surprises, a near-fatal childbirth recovery, dead snakes, feral cats, and life on a chaotic farm. She opens up about escaping a fundamentalist upbringing and abusive marriage, finding healing in therapy and a supportive partnership, and discovering her bisexuality. Along the way: thrift-store schemes, ambulance oddities, parenting mayhem, and a toddler who keeps everyone guessing.


