
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.
Latest episodes

Mar 25, 2025 • 1h 23min
Soul-Searching Sommelier
A brand new sommelier (that’s a wine expert for the less fancy) needs some help figuring out what her next move should be. She and Gethard get real nerdy about ancient wine-making techniques, and then, as is often the case, the conversation takes a more serious turn when our caller opens up about a tough situation with a family member. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000 to get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Indulge in affordable luxury. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout.

Mar 18, 2025 • 1h 19min
Religious Flash Mob
A long-time listener, first-time caller opens up about finding belonging in an unexpected place: a religious cult she joined in college. She and Gethard discuss the appeal of tight-knit communities, the difficulty of leaving controlling environments, and the surprising role a flash mob played in her story. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Visit Upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow. Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/beautiful Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout.

Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 1min
Issa Rae on Friendships That Need to Go, from IMO
Sharing a new show from our friends at Higher Ground. On IMO, Michelle and her big brother Craig Robinson bring their candid perspectives to the everyday questions shaping our lives, relationships and the world around us. Each week, they’re joined by a guest to tackle real questions from real folks just like you offering practical advice, personal storytelling, and plenty of laughs. Topics range from dating and relationships, to family and faith. Michelle and Craig share stories about being there for each other throughout their lives, from first crushes and fraught college years, to landing at the White House, to losing their mom. For six decades they’ve been each others’ most trusted counsel—and now, they want to be that counsel for you. In this episode, they’re joined by actress Issa Rae for a conversation about navigating the challenges of mismatched expectations in adult friendships. You can find more episodes of IMO at https://lnk.to/imomichellecraigBA

Mar 11, 2025 • 1h 29min
Unintentional Grim Reaper
A caller shares her experiences living in diverse cultures and the impacts of death on her life. From humorous moments to profound reflections, she explores the complexities of identity shaped by colonial histories. The conversation also highlights surprising connections made with strangers and candid discussions about mortality, from unsettling airplane incidents to humorous takes on death. Listeners are invited to engage with the themes of loss and the richness of human connection in unexpected places.

Mar 4, 2025 • 1h 16min
Colon Cancer Awareness Month
This week, a passionate nurse shares her family's journey through Lynch syndrome and the urgency of colon cancer awareness. Engagingly candid, she highlights the lifesaving power of early detection and screenings. The discussion tackles the often-taboo topics of bowel health with humor, making it relatable. She also shares innovative at-home screening options and personal anecdotes that emphasize the emotional toll of cancer. It's a heartfelt call to action for proactive health management and breaking the stigma around these crucial conversations.

Feb 25, 2025 • 1h 18min
Curse of the Murderer's Tooth
An anonymous caller shares bizarre and humorous tales, opening with a shocking dental mishap involving a murderer. Chris Gethard and the caller delve into the absurdity of life, discussing a frugal exhibitionist and chaotic retail experiences. They reflect on growing up in New Jersey, exploring nostalgia and community ties, while also navigating the thin line between fandom and cult mentality. The conversation mixes dark humor with genuine insights, culminating in a wild story of a road trip gone awry. Expect laughs and unexpected twists!

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Feb 18, 2025 • 1h 19min
America's Favorite Boy
A college grad from Appalachia is gearing up to move to Antarctica for a unique opportunity. His journey is about resilience, self-discovery, and overcoming life's challenges, including grief and financial hurdles. The conversation touches on the importance of community support and the impact of podcasts in fostering connections. It’s a heartfelt exploration of adventure, personal growth, and navigating life's twists, leaving you rooting for a bright future.

Feb 11, 2025 • 1h 19min
The Worst Karen
An anonymous caller shares her transformative journey from a draining sales job to a fulfilling life in dog care. With Chris Gethard, they dive deep into humorous stories about a road trip filled with unexpected surprises, including a dramatic deer encounter. The conversation flows into vibrant tales of van camping and spontaneous adventures, highlighting the joy of discovery and personal growth. They also touch on serious themes like the dangers of drinking and driving, making for a heartfelt yet entertaining dialogue.

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Feb 4, 2025 • 1h 28min
This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It.
A skydiver shares her thrilling yet intense journey plummeting from 13,000 feet, highlighting the adrenaline, joy, and even broken feet. The conversation dives into the intersection of adventure and emotional resilience, exploring the risks and triumphs of extreme sports. Tales of skydiving accidents blend with humorous anecdotes, while reflections on personal growth and embracing fears inspire listeners to conquer their own challenges. The discussion also weaves in unique culinary delights from New Jersey, creating a flavorful backdrop to these thrilling stories.

Jan 28, 2025 • 1h 32min
Sexy Renegade Clowns
This call takes a wild ride through a room tour, veering into quirky topics like wiener dog races and the rise of sexy renegade clowns. The evolution of the comedy scene in Chicago is celebrated, highlighting unique events and personal transformations. There's a humorous yet heartfelt discussion about sentimental items and the complexities of holding on to memories. Listeners also get an insight into the underground clowning community, its unconventional aesthetics, and the challenges of urban living in a digital age.