

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Aug 19, 2024 • 1h 16min
UNLOCKED: #628 The Myth of Italian Integration w/Rax King
TODAY: Author and friend Rax King (https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing conservative backlash against Robert DeNiro aka Slobbert Big Zero Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week. Follow us on twitch at http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult) Mob DLA- High Vis

Aug 15, 2024 • 10min
#647 Just typical of the brain set of liberals (preview)
TODAY: A nazi super-soldier is handed a 20 year sentence for beating multiple officers and filming himself making death threats during Jan 6th, and a Washington Examiner reporter gets so mad she posts Hitler about it. PLUS: Gruesome Newsom has had it up to here with Los Angeles homeless people and takes care of the problem himself by personally throwing all their belongings in the trash. We discuss liberalism’s inability to manage its optics crisis and how allowing these problems to fester breeds the fascism on display. FINALLY: Is there anything more emblematic of the Biden administration than the Secret Service breaking into my business and repeatedly going number two in my bathroom and leaving the front door unlocked? Is this 1984? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every a week Stickers and shirts here: http://miniondeathcult.com/merch Subscribe to our youtube channel for video clips and livestreams at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult

Aug 12, 2024 • 1h 17min
#646 Not only is Waltz weird... But he is sickening also !
TODAY: We continue our horserace coverage with a followup as Trump agrees to debate Kamala, and her campaign is accused of antisemitism for not picking Josh Shapiro as her running mate. ALSO: Mamala herself serves a fierce clapback at women protesting the genocide in Gaza and fans ask, why aren't they protesting Trump? PLUS: In an effort to prove they aren't weird, the right wing starts yelling about tampons and horse c*m en masse Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult Stickers and shirts here: http://miniondeathcult.com/merch Music: Summer 2000 baby -tv girl New black history- jpegmqfia ft. Vince staples.

Aug 8, 2024 • 6min
#645 I am in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopadopoulos (preview)
TODAY: Trump backs out of an upcoming presidential debate with Kamala Harris and we survey the people who think it makes him look cool and strong AND: The Conservative Goths Facebook group shares regrets about JD Vance as VP while we fantasize about two simultaneous solo presidential debates ALSO: America goes to war with Iran maybe, and Washington Post readers are sick of Israel’s bullshit Plus: It all happens on X, by which we mean the planning of British race riots and the Pentagon's misinformation campaign about a Chinese-made vaccine in the Philippines Listen now at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week

Aug 5, 2024 • 1h 15min
#644 It's almost like they're triggering the world on purpose with these Olympics...
Imane Khelif, an Olympic Algerian boxer and advocate for the gender-critical movement, dives into the controversial gender tests in sports. The conversation humorously critiques public outrage and media narratives surrounding the Olympics and the scrutiny of female athletes. Former President Donald Trump offers provocative insights on race, particularly discussing Kamala Harris's public perception. The guests explore the intersections of identity, politics, and sports, reflecting on societal attitudes towards race and representation.

Aug 1, 2024 • 5min
Fire All Workers w/Sean KB (preview)
TODAY: We're back with Sean KB from The Antifada to talk about the supposed right wing takeover of labor by... covering their 5-year plan to get every service worker in the country fired. Spearheaded by professional Karens like Libs of Tik Tok, the Right was on a cancelling crusade in the wake of the bungled Trump assassination to fire everyone who thought it was funny. A backlash forces many on the right to double-down on their war against workers, producing interesting responses. PLUS: the finer points of which employees you are allowed to get fired (cops, managers); being a general strike accelerationist by getting everyone fired; and Sean shares a story of a union victory on his job site. Listen to this episode and hundreds more by subscribing at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Subscribe to the Antifada at https://www.patreon.com/theantifada

Jul 29, 2024 • 1h 34min
#642 Btw. Shes not black whatsoever.
TODAY: It’s the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we’re covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It’s a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped images so poorly edited even their peers are clocking them. Finally, we dive into a Law Enforcement Group comment section for a spirited debate on whether Kamala is scientifically Black or eligible to run for president. Daddy- Nourished by Time Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week

Jul 25, 2024 • 6min
#641 I won't shop at Barnes and Noble until they fire you (preview)
It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired) Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of people--the responses are a delight to behold.

Jul 22, 2024 • 1h 26min
#640 “It is a disgrace that podcasters worked to push you out” w/Sean KB
Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles. Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something. PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB’s appearance at the RNC Is this a big deal? Can we flatter conservatives into pro-worker policies? Should our coworkers be sent to the hague for voting Republican? Listen to find out. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Listen to The Antifada (https://rss.com/podcasts/the-antifada/) and support them on Patre on (https://www.patreon.com/theantifada) Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Slab- Wombo Fisherrr- Cash Cobain

Jul 18, 2024 • 6min
The Ballad of Alexander Edward (preview)
Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union. PLUS: Tony is also almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night job), and Alex EVISCERATES a beloved classic Simpsons moment IMPORTANT: Do not tweet or contact my actual employer. The matter is settled. Thank you to everyone for your support. Listen to this episode by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week sent to your podcast app or browser