Minion Death Cult

TODAY: As more information about Trump’s attempted assassination comes out, the right wing asks: are politics getting more unhealthy?   What if Barron Trump were in attendance and was scarred for life and vowed to eradicate the liberal menace once and for all?   What would Hawk Tuah have to say about this moment? Would anyone listen to her?   We also check in on liberals posting Alex Jones style false-flag conspiracies en masse, and can’t find it in our hearts to fault them for it.   Real Life Love- SPEED Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   Grab some merch from the store https://thatawfulsound.com/merch   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult 

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 Today we react live to the stunning news of an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, as well as Facebook's reaction to the news (CIVIL WAR TIME) We also discuss weightlifting-themed hardcore bands Rampage and Diesel Dudes Watch the stream at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult or http://Twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Caleb from the Western Kabuki podcast helps us catch up with the meaningful mind of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson. How cooked is this man’s brain, for real PLUS: We use Caleb’s metalcore expertise to examine Disturbed–Emmure Zionist Mall Metal Front. Does “Sound of Silence” refer to the tens of thousands of corpses in Gaza? Why did David Draiman stop wearing his “pussy hooks” piercings? Is Down with the Sickness so important that we can overlook the Dray Man signing Israeli bombs? follow Western Kaboki: https://westernkabuki.podbean.com/ https://x.com/WesternKabuki   Guided By Angels - Amyl And THe Sniffers Supalony - Benee Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   Grab some merch from the store https://thatawfulsound.com/merch  

TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors’ maidservants   Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Grab some merch from the store https://thatawfulsound.com/merch    

TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape ALSO: Nathan’s Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. Right before the 4th of July, too FINALLY: American patriots smother their entire home in a giant American Flag to show how normal it is to support the country. Looks great, folks!   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   Grab some merch from the store https://thatawfulsound.com/merch Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult      

TODAY: Biden deliberately tanks his debate performance to lull his opponent into a false sense of security. Will the gambit work? No! Democrats are in full meltdown and the liberal press demands Biden drop out of the race after his hitherto-imperceptible cognitive decline presented itself this one time. We discuss our current gerontocracy and go over liberal apologia for the elderly statesmen. Did we count out Simone Biles after one poor performance? Do we even want a president who can speak coherently? Padon-Mach Hommy  Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision   …find out what the world’s most miserable men are posting on Father’s Day   …while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth   …and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.  

TODAY: Teamsters President Sean O’Brien “accepts an invitation” from Trump to speak at the RNC. Alexander gives his Teamsters Take on the situation and liberals try to scold organized labor online.   ALSO: Hawk Tuah girl goes viral in some incredibly bewildering right wing memes and one very funny conservative goth meme   PLUS: Tony shares a work story about a cool guy who hits three cares with his mustang and Alexander alludes to a mysterious illness that may come into play later. GAWDINMYSPLIFF- Shao Fist Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: we visit one of the weirdest corners of the internet: Manosphere guys complaining about Olivia Wilde’s daughter saying she doesn’t need a boyfriend. PLUS: A school district pays a $100,000 settlement to the family of a student who was “traumatized" by a documentary on hip hop, because his father is a cop. Gen X puts the little punk in his place by recounting twisted music videos they didn’t get triggered by. FINALLY: Hardcore bands successfully boycott a festival who drop their Barclay’s sponsorship. But if global financial institutions don’t support hardcore, who will? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

TODAY: Baristas bash back as a local seattle coffee shop owner/employee defends herself against a threatening customer with a hammer to the windshield.  PLUS: the Supreme Court allows abortion pill status quo to remain in effect, allowing women nationwide continued access to abortion-inducing medicine via websites like http://plancpills.org (http://plancpills.org) FINALLY: Gen Z is bringing WHO??? to their job interviews? According to WHO??? We go through viral employer-propaganda and hear from conservative Gen Z’ers who are NOT like the others. Subscribe to minion death cult at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult (http://YouTube.com/miniondeathcult)  and  twitch.tv/miniondeathcult (http://twitch.tv/miniondeathcult)   Weed Pin- Drug Church  Dance Dance Dance- Kaytranada  I Keep Forgetin'- Michael McDonald