Harriet Kemsley, a superb stand-up comedian, talks about her comedic background and food choices. The hosts discuss their love for sparkling water and the consequences of drinking too much. They debate about needing a bag in the future and the topic of drinking with invisible braces. They share their opinions on starters, vegetarian options, and their unique perspective on eating scallops as a vegetarian. The conversation also covers scholars, salmon, and giving up meat. They discuss cows playing football, empathy for cows, and their experience with pizza. They express their preferences and opinions about battered foods, pastries, and delicious desserts. The chapter concludes with promotions for Harriet Kemsley's special, Ed's book, and an ad for Total Wine and More.

Guests Gemma Arrowsmith and Rory Bremner join the show to discuss the Beijing Half Marathon scandal and the law firm who accidentally divorced the wrong couple. The episode is filled with witty humor, political satire, and entertaining anecdotes about cheating in marathons and online dating.

Comedian Harriet Kemsley joins Richard Herring to discuss the perils of dyspraxia and allergies, doing a roast battle with her partner, and why she did a podcast about crying. They delve into the theory that life is a simulation or a dream. Harriet shares stories of falling and head injuries, allergies and dangers of needles, and her personal encounters with ghosts. They also touch on quiz shows, the speaker's condition of afantasia, and end the podcast with a playful conversation.