Nancy and Sarah discuss male nudity: Barry Keoghan going bare for Vanity Fair, shirtless men in public, and which of them actually enjoyed getting a dick pic, though that’s NOT an invitation. Also discussed:

* Sarah gets a new gig, and it’s a good one.

* Did Shane Gillis bomb on Saturday Night Live?

* “Our love, Mike Pesca”

* Sarah will be barefoot at your party

* Nancy learns the meaning of “spank bank”

* Cinema’s famous moments in penis

* Nancy does a racism?

* Sarah’s strict rules on sexting

* A story about a stripping nun

* Actually Max Tani is a good reporter

* A man is sexiest when he is … working.

* Impeachment is a great series, but …

* Monica Lewinsky’s size-12 blue spooge dress

* Lily Gladstone is the real girl boss

Plus, the NBA star you might run into at a Dallas supermarket, 80s wrestling greatness, big-ass Trans Am love, and more!