Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. 

Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people.

Chapters:

00:00 SUR is God’s Israel

17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves

23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap

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