Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent. Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “cardiac event” that landed Jax in hospital care was as fake as the rehab he’s pretending to be in. Janet, Jasmine, and Jason bury the beef over margaritas, as Doute’s role in their schism is uncovered. Scheana’s friend Jenna (of old VPR lore) tells Jesse about her past with Michelle’s boyfriend, and Michelle struggles with being in dire need of attention. Completing his coup d’e’tat to oust Jared Lips as Brittany’s best gay, Zack throws her a shawts fest at Jax’s Tavern on the eve of Jax’s return, but Danny’s inner glug-glug demon comes out to play once more. Not even Nia’s tried and true al anon extraction ritual may be able to save the day this time… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Jasmine and Zack. Zack is in the doghouse after threatening Jared Lips; he also laments his splintered friendship with Brittany. Jasmine, Jason, and Janet face-off on the beach and Danny and Nia get lymphatic drainage for their Christian asses. Brittany makes a chilling discovery about the extent of Jax’s surveillance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason square off over glug-glugging in the pantry, Jasmine and Melissa break down homophobia and the male gaze to Danny in a brewery, Doute blabs a rumor about Jason & Jahnet, Jax records a new Blair Witch video diary, Scheana, Lala, and Tilapio Schwartz take a break from the retirement home, Doute drops a mortgage bombshell, and a new revelation about Jahnet drives Larz and Carz to question everything they knew to be true.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke tour their harrowing new house. Then, Brit invites the girls over for shots and Jax-free dinner, where Nia is confronted once more with Danny’s gross pig behavior towards Jasmine and Melissa.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey celebrate the promises of spring, as Lara continues her green-thumb streak as a way to inspire her own personal hydration. They also discuss Diddy’s harrowing trial, Nancy Grace’s unsurprising lock-in, a peculiar new name for an Australian town, and France’s new robot army.Then on The Valley, the crew’s Santa Barbara trip of sorrow rages on with a trip to the winery, where Jesse remains committed to making Michelle’s life a living Hell. Danny takes things to a place of secret glug-glugging, Nia compartmentalizes, Luke’s hot/hung levels yo-yo, Zack slips on onion dip, and Brittany has just about ENOUGH of the white picket fence facade. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara’s dream marriage, Keith McNally’s new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, SUP’s future Golden Globe nomination, and possible serial killer in Valley Village. Back on The Valley, the crew heads to Santa Barbara to race remote control cars, shawts, and spiritual hilling. Doute and Luke keep their load count high, Brittany thwarts Jax’s rage texts from rehab, Nia and Danny scheme to spread the word of G*d, Zack confronts Janet once more, all while Jesse and Michelle ramp up their psychosexual divorce games. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Michelle with theories about her alleged transactional relationship with a billionaire, Luke prepares to propose to Doute, and Danny’s drunken pig behavior towards Jasmine and her girlfriend comes to light. Then, Janet assembles the whole crew at Dave & Buster’s for her birthday, where Michelle and Jesse’s Cold War ramps up and a possible mole in the Boys’ Chat is exposed.Production Services Provided by: ⁠Tiny Legends Productions, LLC⁠ Executive Producer:⁠ Stella Young⁠ Tech Director:⁠ Guy Robinson⁠ Art Director & Social Media:⁠ Ariel Moreno⁠Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor:⁠ Ness Smith-Savedoff⁠ Video Editor:⁠ Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more. Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step with his long distance relationship and reveals his gay hell apartment, Janet continues to be rindom, and Brittany staves off GERD enough to lay down the law with Jax and finally address the deviated septum in the room. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie’s nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump’s America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise. Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax’s “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to celebrate her freedom while Jax plans a rival guys’ night to compete. Doute is vindicated in her martyrdom, Jesse and Michelle weaponize their daughter in their custody battle, Janet continues to be rindom as she continues her war with Zack, Jasmine praises her girlfriend who works in tech, and Nia is haunted once again by Danny’s threats to move to Santa Clarita. We are locked the fuck in.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.