151. YMCA, God's Divine Plan, and the RNC

Nancy is in the woods, Sarah is in bed, where she does her best work, when they chat over the phone about the epic spectacle that was this week’s Republican National Convention and the hot mess that is Democratic politics. “God is among us,” Tucker Carlson told the crowd, and the thing is: Nobody can fact-check God. Is it true? Is it false? No one can say. We’re in the realm of belief, and in the days following Trump’s assassination, what’s clear is: People want to believe in him.

Also discussed:

* Bill Maher’s double-fisting handjob Trump videos

* Can Trump actually change?

* “God is among us.”

* Smoke Em’s first sincere usage of the word “rizz”

* Nancy rejects an organ!

* Pretty women, walking down the stage

* Make Kid Rock stop!

* Trump, the grandpappy

* Love for Semafor

* Amber Rose, online avatar

* Trump as king: Kissing the ring

* Media feeds us shit sandwiches

* In the future, will we all be Melania Trump?

* RIP to the people we lost, the people we miss

Thank you to the Baseball Hall of Fame Museum for letting Nancy tap into their WiFi and upload this episode. Also: Christy Mathewson has Nancy’s vote

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