

Madonna Stories & What NOT To Say To Women
Oct 13, 2025
David shares hilarious stories from a corporate gig in Seattle and awkward encounters with former classmates. They reminisce about their encounters with Madonna, including Dana's comical compliment. The duo hilariously navigates the minefield of awkward compliments to avoid saying the wrong thing to women. They also dive into Taylor Swift's spicy lyrics, viral incidents about saggy pants, and bizarre news like fake passports and AI-generated duplicates. Plus, a wild zebra video sparks laughter, showcasing the unpredictable nature of life!
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Awkward Celebrity Encounters
- David Spade recounts meeting old acquaintances at a Seattle corporate gig and awkwardly failing to remember names.
- He handled the situation by deflecting with generic compliments to avoid embarrassment.
Madonna Party Misstep
- Dana Carvey shares a party story where he insulted Madonna by complimenting her fitness and then flipped her off in jest.
- Madonna later sat on his lap, signalling a surprising playful reconciliation.
Use Clear, Positive Compliments
- Avoid telling someone they look 'healthy' or 'sturdy' because those sound like backhanded compliments.
- Use direct, positive phrases like 'You look fantastic' to avoid awkwardness.