Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about their lack of respect for each other. They engage in playful banter, discussing helicopter piloting, appearance, and comedy venues. They heatedly argue about their personal lives and exchange insults. A dispute arises over elk chili recipes. They discuss a hallucinogenic pot cookie experience and their preference for alcohol. The history of Girl Scout cookies is explored. They talk about the Super Bowl, open carry laws, and random thoughts. They also touch upon a controversial stingray incident and the hazards of dating in the workplace.