Net Positive with John Crist God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
Aug 20, 2025
Brian Bates, a stand-up comedian known for his relatable humor on church life, joins the discussion. They hilariously navigate the complexities of having an ex as a youth pastor, analyze pastors claiming divine commands, and offer advice for returning to church after a long absence. They share amusing takes on ADHD during sermons, pastor family dynamics, and even the ethics of sermon plagiarism. Expect plenty of laughs as they tackle bizarre church scenarios and intertwine comedy with genuine insights.
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Handle Ex In Youth Ministry Strategically
- If your ex becomes youth pastor, avoid public confrontation and "play chess, not checkers."
- Move quietly, observe, and find strategic ways to protect your interests instead of complaining loudly.
Question 'God Told Me' Decisions
- Beware leaders who claim "God told me" as a catch-all justification for decisions.
- Challenge vague divine claims by asking for transparency and practical reasons before accepting major moves.
Make A Low-Drama Church Comeback
- If you left a church and want to return, craft a humble but simple comeback story.
- Say you struggled, God brought you back, and avoid rehashing past conflicts to ease reintegration.