Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Ari Shaffir Answers Your Questions!

May 10, 2021
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1
Introduction
00:00 • 2min
2
The One and Only Mr. Ari Shafir
01:32 • 2min
3
The Importance of a Good Body
03:09 • 2min
4
The Cold Source of Herpes
05:18 • 1min
5
The Importance of Setting the Tone Early
06:48 • 2min
6
How to Be a Good Basketball Player
09:17 • 2min
7
The Dream of a Night
10:54 • 3min
8
The Importance of Bonds
13:44 • 2min
9
The Death of a Starfish
15:40 • 2min
10
Lucy Nicotine: A New Sponsor
17:21 • 3min
11
Cushy Dreams: The Best CBD Hemp Flower
20:18 • 2min
12
Sheath Underwear: A Game Changer
22:29 • 4min
13
The Risks of Living a Good Life
26:56 • 2min
14
The Importance of Stealing From an Airport
28:30 • 2min
15
How to Fuck Flounder Friday
30:21 • 2min
16
The Importance of Deodorant
32:11 • 2min
17
The Importance of a Good Lease
34:04 • 2min
18
How to Keep a Donut in Your Fridge
36:32 • 2min
19
The Importance of Tire Pressure
38:25 • 3min
20
The Differences Between Twizzlers and Nibs
40:57 • 2min
21
Chloe and the Vegan Joint
43:12 • 2min
22
The Importance of Mail Privilege
45:09 • 2min
23
The Importance of Sleeping
47:03 • 3min
24
How to Be a Better Person
49:34 • 3min
25
The Cost of Pizza in New York
52:08 • 2min
26
How to Throw Out Dirty Dishes
54:12 • 2min
27
How to Get a Payday Loan
55:44 • 2min
28
How to Get Your Money Now
57:28 • 2min
29
The Limits of a Credit Card
59:43 • 2min
30
How to Deal With a Credit Card Debt Collector
01:01:31 • 2min
31
How to Make a Bar Mitzvah Gift
01:03:47 • 2min
32
How to Fuck a Towel
01:05:25 • 2min
33
How to Fuck Trash Nation
01:07:47 • 2min
34
The Early Days of CDs
01:09:57 • 2min
35
The Fucking Heater
01:11:59 • 4min