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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

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The Importance of Deodorant

I was a paste eater when I was a kid. They couldn't keep me away from him. It's all that gible. Wait till you learn how to cook or got a car to go to McDonald's. So you're eating household products. Oh my God. Dog food. And roll on deodorant for some reason. My mother's. She'd keep it in the bin and I'd go downstairs at our house and mountaintop and fucking I'd be snacking down there. You can see like at a child like oh, this is what you're gonna become. Like yeah, this is eating everything around the house. He really does.

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