200: Diddy-Dum-Dum and the Last Lover in Paris (Warning: Explicit)

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Nancy and Sarah go deep on the Sean Combs case, thus inspiring them to slap the first warning label on a Smoke ‘Em episode. This one’s explicit! It’s also sad, confusing, funny-depressing, one more cautionary tale about fame, money, and power. They talk about the recent conviction of Gerard Depardieu, the one-time Casanova of French cinema who confessed in the course of his trial that he was “ill suited for the current era.”

Also discussed:

* Age of consent laws are wild

* France reckons five years later

* Zut alors, the jerk lawyer in that Depardieu case!

* Nancy needs seven showers

* Mise en place, mise en scene …

* Cowboys 4 Angels

* Baby oil, so much baby oil

* Dan Savage, you’re our last hope

* “But I don’t want to go to a Brazilian steakhouse!”

* The backstory behind that violent March 2016 footage in the hotel

* Beware the scared man who fears his woman is getting too powerful

* Does the public have a right to see Diddy freak-off footage? Nancy: Yes. Sarah: No. Wanna guess who would watch it, though?

* Nancy flirts with victim-blaming, pulls back from the brink

* Send hate mail to Gavin de Becker

* But what is sex trafficking?

* Nancy tells a tragic story about an old acquaintance

* A drinking problem starts as a drinking solution

Plus, the book that is blowing Sarah’s mind, Nancy’s magical trip to a land before time, altogether too much freaking off, and much more!

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