Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer Rolling Blunts for a Money Launderer (w/ Brooke Candy)
Jan 23, 2026
Brooke Candy, a bold rapper and host of the podcast Unwrapped, shares wild stories about her whirlwind romance after meeting her husband in a desert shack. She humorously recalls a hookup where her wig fell off, and discusses her journey from open relationships to monogamy. Brooke also reveals her unique experiences working at HUSTLER, including a stint rolling blunts for a money laundering scheme. The conversation is filled with laughter as they explore relationship dynamics and the highs and lows of intimacy.
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Meet-Cute In A Desert Shack
- Brooke Candy met her future husband in a desert shack where he tattooed her angels and she immediately felt it was love.
- They later married after a rapid courtship that began with tattoos and a shared trip to Japan.
Wig Falls Off Mid-Hookup
- Brooke Candy recounts a hookup where her wig fell off mid-blowjob but she kept going, and it became a bonding moment.
- She describes the wig as "plopped on" and laughed that getting it out of the way early helped the relationship progress.
Moved In After One Week
- Brooke moved in with the person she loved very quickly, within about a week of declaring love.
- She and her husband lived nomadically in Airbnbs before settling and have stayed together for years.
