
We're Here to Help 231: Wearing Garbage & Scooter Cooter
Nov 17, 2025
This episode dives into the humorous side of relationship quirks. A caller's husband has a sentimental shirt that's seen better days, prompting playful solutions for wardrobe intervention. They also tackle a caller's anxiety about sitting on contaminated scooter seats, cleverly dubbing it 'Scooter Cooter.' Their comedic mock PSA raises awareness in a lighthearted way. Plus, an update on a popcorn addiction leads to insights on health needs and kidney donation discussions, blending humor with heartfelt moments.
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Reframe The Shirt, Preserve The Memory
- Frame the shirt's sentimental value and propose preserving it as art rather than wearing it where intimacy happens.
- Tell Caleb the shirt can't be worn for sex and offer a replica or framed keepsake instead.
Use Social Pressure Or A Swap
- Enlist allies: arrange friends to casually visit and expose Caleb in the shirt to gentle embarrassment.
- Or coordinate a swap with his mom for acceptable shirts so the worn one can quietly disappear.
Make The Shirt Disappear Strategically
- If stealth needed, remove the shirt from circulation and make it “disappear” discreetly.
- Keep a contingency like framing or returning a preserved version later if he's heartbroken.



