Pillow Talks E241: Sex Fails: Car Hookups, Clap Lights, and Cowgirl Concussions
Jan 1, 2026
Get ready for a wild ride through the hilarious and chaotic realm of sex fails! Prepare for melted chocolate mishaps, clapping lights that ruin the mood, and a mouth-numbing condom incident. There's a naked car hookup that almost turned public, and a New Year’s Eve combo of drool and a fart that had everyone laughing. Plus, hear about the dramatic search for a lost condom and the unforgettable cowgirl concussion. These stories remind us that when it comes to intimacy, chaos and laughter often go hand in hand!
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Food-on-Body Gone Wrong
- The melted chocolate idea sounded sexy but stuck in the husband's chest hair and required a washcloth to remove.
- Vanessa and Xander point out that food on the body often spreads and complicates later sex.
Don’t Use Clap Lights In The Bedroom
- Avoid clap-activated or overly sensitive lighting because it can interrupt sex.
- Xander jokes smart lights often cut in when you're being too loud, so test settings before play.
Read Labels On 'Last Longer' Condoms
- Check condom packaging ingredients before using 'desensitizing' products near a partner's mouth.
- Vanessa warns lidocaine condoms can numb a partner during oral sex and create an alarming situation.