Ep 70: A Couple Of Salty Dogs

1

Introduction

00:00 • 2min

2

The Salty Dog and the Grayhound

01:50 • 4min

3

How to Deal With a Single Mom

05:32 • 2min

4

The Importance of Being a Good Parent

07:14 • 2min

5

The Problem With Cheapo Air

08:48 • 2min

6

The Risk of a Delay Flight

11:00 • 2min

7

The Problem With Missing Two Shows

13:03 • 2min

8

How to Deal With Seizures at the Airport

14:37 • 2min

9

The Best Comeback Ever

16:14 • 2min

10

The Fuck Is in the Mall

17:49 • 2min

11

The Poop Smear

19:57 • 2min

12

How to Overcome the Smears

21:41 • 2min

13

Batman in My Claws

23:59 • 2min

14

The Dark Side of Life

25:45 • 2min

15

The Downfall of Deadpool

27:37 • 2min

16

Sebastian Ben-Escalco at the Garden

29:14 • 2min

17

How to Be a Good Political Comedian

31:15 • 2min

18

Trump's Suicide in Russia

32:55 • 2min

19

The Crimea Crisis

34:30 • 2min

20

The Pain Earmark

36:15 • 2min

21

How to Take Care of Your Most Important Relationship

38:07 • 4min

22

The Ukraine Is a Comic

42:12 • 2min

23

The Importance of Being Grateful

44:30 • 2min

24

Colin Quinn's the Killer

46:15 • 2min

25

Severance: A Slow Movie

48:27 • 2min

26

The Academy's Criticism of West Side Story

50:02 • 2min

27

The Jailbreak

52:10 • 2min

28

Bella Hadid's 14-Year-Old Daughter Gets a Nast Job

53:58 • 2min

29

The Importance of Staying Young

55:37 • 3min

30

The Truth About Women's Swimming

58:17 • 2min

31

The Unnatural Argument for a Female Basketball Team in Russia

01:00:09 • 2min

32

The Importance of a Gift Shop

01:02:22 • 2min

33

The Pain of a Home

01:03:58 • 2min

34

Ron on Hirschberg, Comedy Cellar, Matt's Directing It

01:06:16 • 2min

35

The Negative Attributes of Narcissism

01:07:59 • 2min

36

The Importance of Getting Better Friends

01:09:37 • 2min

37

How to Respect Your Grandpa on Snapchat

01:11:23 • 2min

38

The Squirrel Fucking Rule

01:13:28 • 2min

39

The Sexy Side of Men

01:15:01 • 2min

40

How to Angle Yourself in the Pushup Position

01:16:50 • 2min

41

The Importance of Detention

01:18:38 • 2min

42

The Unfinished Joke

01:20:10 • 2min

43

How to Make a Joke That Has No Ending

01:21:56 • 2min

44

How to Be a Great Comedian

01:23:44 • 4min