2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Jul 7, 2025

Join the laughter as two friends share wild summer tales of surfing with their kids and tackling the challenges of modern parenting. Hear about upcoming film projects that have them buzzing with excitement and the peculiar risks of hot air ballooning. They delve into the intricacies of journalism and offer humorous insights into political issues, all while reflecting on their favorite comedy moments. With guest hosts lined up for summer adventures, this is a hilarious blend of personal stories and societal observations you won't want to miss!

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ANECDOTE

Early Surfing Skills Anecdote

Tom Segura shared how his young boys quickly learned surfing with an instructor in California.
Kids in Huntington Beach often start surfing at age three and by seven perform like pro surfers.

ANECDOTE

Summer Projects and Guest Hosts

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura revealed their major summer projects: Bert filming "Free Burt" in Atlanta, Tom shooting Netflix's movie "El Tigre" in New Mexico.
This workload means they will be off the podcast grid, so they invited friends Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias as guest hosts.

INSIGHT

Comedy Middle Class is Disappearing

Bert Kreischer noted the disappearance of a comedy middle class, with a growing gap between big stars and those making little.
The explosion of podcasting contributed to this dynamic, where a few comedians dominate huge venues and many others earn much less.

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