

D&D Court: A Mastermind and an Artist (w/ Ally Beardsley!)
Jan 31, 2025
Join Ally Beardsley, a hilarious Justice in D&D Court, as they delve into whimsical courtroom banter, playful debates about a cleric trying to banish a dragon turtle, and the absurdities of D&D gameplay. With nostalgic tales of caring for turtles and the chaos that wizards can unleash, our DMs and Justices explore the fine line between creativity and consequences. Expect funny anecdotes and heartfelt moments as they navigate the evolving dynamics of storytelling and the joys of tabletop gaming!
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Banishment Inside a Turtle Mouth
- The cleric trapped inside a dragon turtle's mouth successfully banished the turtle but not himself.
- The DM ruled the cleric remained due to a 'vore clause,' sparking a mock D&D court debate among players.
Mastermind DM’s Kidnapping Plot
- A player’s character was kidnapped mid-session as part of the DM’s planned mastermind plot.
- The player ended up playing their PC’s sister and later executed a dramatic rescue with powerful spells.
Wizard’s Grand Retirement Scam
- A wizard in a campaign absconded with the party's gold under the pretense of research, retiring to a private plane.
- This left the party both amused and betrayed, sparking debate if it was a dick move or a brilliant goof.