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Covaids Zombie Apocalypse: How It Started… How It’s Going

Jul 31, 2023
01:45:17

“Infection brought a raging fever with a high mortality rate.

There was no information about cause or transmission…

just a mandatory immunization program.

That was the beginning of our tragedy.

The disease was a government creation.

And the vaccination we all received was a cyber-virus.

It invades every cell of the body converting its molecular structure into bio-metal

so that the human body is replaced by machine from within.

What was worse, the virus was still under development.”

(Vexville, 2007)

It started with villified bats & rats from Chyna, and pseudo TikTok doctors with small pricks. Now, the clot-minded sheep are lining up for the slaughter, if the Zombies don’t get them first.

Stay calm, Clotty’s got you. 

Although of course, some people don’t need to be infected by a goal-oriented virus to be a braindead order follower, or, as in the case of the prehistoric and infirm government of the United Statists of America, an order giver… But more about those in today’s video. 

First, let me say that today’s walk n’ talk has some real jaw-dropping stuff… And I do not use the term lightly… Mostly related to the Zombie Apocalypse of 2025, if it takes that long. 

So you might like to go straight to video. 

Watch on: Vigilante.tv | Odysee | Rumble | Brighteon | Bitchute | Instagram | Telegram | Twitter

If you weren’t following The Adventures Of Jeff And Lucy way back in 2021, you might’ve missed some of our historical Zombie Apocalypse warnings. 

You laugh like it’s funny. 

And it could be, unless you’re one of the unfortunate millions (billions?) who was jabscinated by the dancing men and women of science. 

Because, I don’t want to alarm you, but looks like it’s time to brush up on your Survival Skills In Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse.

I shit you not.

In 2021, there used to be an entire section on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) website dedicated to Zombie Preparedness  – the first page that popped up in a Google search for ‘zombie apocalypse’ – compiled by the folks over at the CDC’s Readiness and Response unit. All that remains is a hard-to-find downloadable graphic novel that, 

“demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. Readers follow Todd, Julie, and their dog Max as a strange new disease begins spreading, turning ordinary people into zombies.”

Complete with your own personal preparedness checklist. 

Luckily, the team at The Dollar Vigilante is pretty good at guarding the information they try to hide, so here’s a throwback look at what the CDC website said two years ago: 

“If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas.”  

Sounds pretty real to me. 

But of course, for some mysterious reason, the CDC paid artists, designers, writers, and SEO specialists to create all of this as an elaborate joke.

IT’S ONLY A JOKE, PEOPLE. DON’T BE ALARMED! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES!

You decide –– but only after watching today’s show.

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