Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes the always hilarious comedian, Kurt Metzger, onto the show to talk about awkward encounters on airplanes, the comedic beauty of “magical words”, and Michael’s favorite joke that Kurt tells.

We also learn about the recent rabbit-hole that Kurt went down regarding the different types of Aliens, and the strange story of a woman claiming to have hooked up with one, right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKCSj_l_Hsk

twitter.com/kurtmetzger

youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy

Kurt’s new comedy special: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JcfMyYKe5E

Order THE WHITE PILL: http://white pillbook.com/

Order THE ANARCHIST HANDBOOK: https://www.amzn.com/B095DVF8FJ

Order THE NEW RIGHT: https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu

Order DEAR READER: https://t.co/vZfTVkK6qf?amp=1

https://twitter.com/michaelmalice

https://instagram.com/michaelmalice

https://malice.locals.com

https://youtube.com/michaelmaliceofficial

Intro song: "Out of Reach" by Legendary House Cats https://thelegendaryhousecats.bandcamp.com/

The newest episode of "YOUR WELCOME" releases on iTunes and YouTube every Wednesday! Please subscribe and leave a review.

This week's sponsors:

Entera SkinCare – Scientifically Advanced Products, Real Results: enteraskincare.com, promo code: WELCOME (10% off)

Fast Growing Trees – The Plant Experts: fastgrowingtrees.com/WELCOME (15% off)

Miracle Made Sheets – Self-Cleaning Sheets: trymiracle.com/MALICE (Free Towel Set + over 40% off)

Patriot Gold Group – No Fee IRA: Call 888-505-9845 or visit malicegold.com (Free investor guide)

Progressive – Name Your Price Tool: progressive.com

Rhone – The Commuter Collection: rhone.com/malice (20% off)

Sheath - Dual Pouch Underwear: sheathunderwear.com, promo code: MALICE (20% off)

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#310 10 ideas for action from the top 10 episodes