Nicky Rod, widely known as the Black Belt Slayer, hail’s from New Jersey, the land of pizza & biceps. He is a two time ADCC silver medalist, an EBI absolute world champion, as well as the world's most beautiful grappler. Ethan Crelinsten, clearly the most intelligent and most good looking of the the three Simple Men, is a two time ADCC trials winner, as well as placing 1st in thousands of other tournaments. His grappling prowess goes far beyond what Nicky rod and Damien hope to acquire. As you listen to the podcast, pay most attention to Ethan as he will most likely be saying the coolest shit. Damien Anderson is an ADCC Trials Bronze Medalist with multiple wins over multiple black belt world champions. Currently ranked 8th in the world at 145lbs and 9th at 155lbs. Also has ownership rights of Ethan Crelinsten Nicky Rod, Damien Anderson & Ethan Crelinsten are based in Austin, Texas and roll daily at B-Team Jiu Jitsu. Make sure to visit our sponsors, MASF Supplements/ Violent Hippie use promo code "SIMPLEMAN" at check out to receive a 15% discount "BE KIND OR ELSE!" Wepsites: masfsupplements.com violenthippie.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/violent__hippie... Merch Store: https://simplemanpod.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesimplemanp... 0:00 INTRO 0:18 Ethan's Apology: The Interrupter 4:23 How is Ethan's Brother? (Knee Injury) 5:32 Damien On The CCP 6:40 What World Leader Will Win In A Fight? 8:41 BUY SIMPLE MAN MERCH, NOW 9:55 One Chip Challenge: NickyRod Got Caught Cheating! 15:07 The Austin Texas Serial Killer 16:00 Sponsors MASF & Violent Hippie 16:52 JayRob Back At Training 18:15 The Most The Simple Men Have Taken Off Of Training? 20:17 Who Has Better Technique, and Who is Better Looking, JayRod Or Damien? 21:30 Braulio Estimas Neck Injury 23:38 Mothership & Comedy 25:26 ADCC Invites & The ADCC Competitors 30:30 Weight Cutting (Mother Fucker) 35:36 Damien's Fingers 36:22 Sexual Accidents W/ Damien 37:42 Why JayRod Wont Have Kids Now 41:42 Why The Simple Men Should Have Kids 43:27 How To Disciple Kids 48:04 Shortcuts Instead of Working Out 49:10 Gymnastics is Gay? 50:40 Whats A Thespian? (NOT LESBIAN) 52:20 How Should Kids Be Raised With Todays Technology? 56:16 Pythagorean Theorem 57:35 How To Deal With A LGBQT Teacher Teaching Your Kids? 1:04:34 When Is The Cut Off Age For A Man To Have Kids? 1:06:00 How Old Is Ethan's Parents? 1:08:08 How The Simple Men Got Their Siblings To Stop Crying As Kids 1:10:11 Childhood Years & 1:12:31 JayRods Diet 1:13:19 Ryan Garcia vs Gervonta Davis: Liver Shots 1:15:40 Remembering Embarrassing Momments 1:16:28 Whats a Ghillie Suit? 1:17:01 Do JayRod & NickyRod Have Poor Social Skills? (Being Above People & Small Talk) * 1:31:30 Is Wrestling The Most Imported Skill In MMA? 1:34:24 JayRod Changing His Comp Style (Comp Training Idea at B Team) 1:37:55 Being Tired: Assault Bike vs Competition\ 1:40:58 B Team vs Khabibs Team 1:46:25 Faking Moves in BJJ? 1:48:48 Up Coming Events & Matches 1:53:15 D.A.R.E 2:01:56 Last Time JayRod Cried 2:04:06 Upside Down Pineapple Meaning 2:05:12 Andrew Tates Ideology 2:15:21 OUTRO