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Introduction
00:00 • 2min
Are You Cooking Christmas Dinner, Alice?
02:00 • 2min
Christmas Turkey, I'm Going To, Is It the First Time I've Ever Cooked a Christmas Dinner?
03:31 • 2min
Get to BigGigs Early - I'm Not Loud. Wait and React
05:13 • 2min
The All-Seals - The Best of Freddie Mercury
06:57 • 2min
What's Up With the Heat?
08:33 • 2min
The Stairlift From a Car?
10:31 • 1min
Cling Film in the Fridge Door
12:00 • 2min
We're Driving You All Home for Christmas Eve
13:40 • 2min
Is There a Million Miles?
15:13 • 2min
Are You a Reactive, Creative?
16:47 • 2min
The Best of Shows Is Live on the Radio
18:19 • 2min
I've Got a New Idea, Adrian?
19:49 • 3min
The Dog-Wrenching Sound on the Alarm on My Phone?
22:42 • 2min
What Have You Got for Us Today?
24:16 • 2min
Is It A1M or a Car Version of a Carl?
25:51 • 2min
Spygate - The Strangest Crimes
27:39 • 2min
A Christmas Carol - A Christmas Story
29:15 • 2min
Coffee - It's for You, It Costs Us a Way of Life
30:49 • 2min
Sabotage Tonight
32:20 • 2min
Do You Sabotage a New Road?
33:53 • 2min
The Congested Christmas Fictionalist
35:29 • 2min
You Don't Toast a Muffin, Dave?
37:23 • 2min
The BBC Is Not Playing Chris Ray
39:06 • 2min
What's the Target, J-W-v-D?
41:08 • 2min
Is the Totalizer Ready?
42:57 • 2min
How Many Stops Did You Make?
45:16 • 2min
The First Sportage of the Day
46:51 • 2min
Why Do All Airlines Insist on Boarding People From Front to Back?
48:28 • 2min
Is It Easier to Board From the Back?
50:16 • 2min
Good Ask, John, You Big Hunk
51:59 • 2min
How Many, How Long Is a Second?
53:30 • 2min
The Miles Are Not Going to Reach 1 Billion Miles
55:25 • 2min
BBC Sounds - John's Made Up Games Christmas Special
57:14 • 2min
Christmas Special Is Now Available Exclusively on BBC Sounds
58:59 • 2min
The Biggest Loser of All Time
01:00:54 • 1min
Unsung Hero - Who Invented the Skip?
01:02:21 • 2min
The CEO of Robin Reed Christmas Crackers
01:04:02 • 3min
Christmas Crackers
01:06:52 • 2min
Christmas Crackers - What Makes a Bad Christmas Cracker?
01:08:37 • 2min
How Long Have You Been in Penzan's?
01:10:22 • 2min
Is That a Honda Civic?
01:11:55 • 2min
Christmas, Everyone. Thank You.
01:13:27 • 2min
Are You Going to Watch Back the Whole Show From a Bad Angle?
01:15:10 • 2min
The Eyes Have It
01:17:02 • 2min
Is It Time to Drive Your Diesels Into the Seat?
01:18:37 • 2min
Are We Driving People Home?
01:20:09 • 2min
Fort William, Scotland - 82,359.3 Miles?
01:21:58 • 2min
The M6 Is Bizare on the Northbound Side, Dave.
01:23:33 • 2min
John's Golf and Car Humor
01:25:22 • 2min
Christmas Cracker Joke - It's a Cracker
01:26:53 • 2min
I Have a Big Thief Hoodie Today On
01:28:26 • 2min
What's Santa's Favourite Actor?
01:30:19 • 2min
What Do Snowmen Have for Breakfast?
01:31:56 • 2min
Christmas Cracker Joke - Is Frosty's Better Than Snowflakes?
01:33:32 • 2min
Joke Number Four - A Christmas Cracker
01:35:17 • 2min
What Are the Best Christmas Jumpers Made From?
01:36:58 • 2min
What Did Santa Do When He Went Speed Dating?
01:38:33 • 2min
I'm Gonna Give You a Tie Break, Uh, I Can't Pull a Cracker. Yeah.
01:40:04 • 2min
The Greatest Broadcaster in the History of Radio
01:41:45 • 2min
The One Day of the Year I Don't Like to Commute Anywhere
01:43:29 • 3min
Suddenly That's Radio Gold. You Don't Need Huge Miles
01:46:05 • 2min
Santa's Head of Logistics
01:47:40 • 2min
Are You a Freelance Elf?
01:49:19 • 2min
What Are Your Plans for After Christmas?
01:51:01 • 2min
Car O Line
01:52:41 • 2min
How Many Miles Are You Driving From?
01:54:18 • 2min
The Myelometer Is on 99,907.3 Miles
01:56:22 • 2min
I'm Doing in 24 Hours, 277 Miles
01:58:16 • 2min
Is Your Voice Like Jeremy Vine?
01:59:59 • 1min
Ellison John, the Backers of Britain.
02:01:28 • 2min
Altima Gusem, Dancing Legends Is Back
02:03:25 • 2min