Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter.

The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah as Britani joins the couch. Her chaotic and otherworldly presence is discussed, as is her estrangement with her daughters, her flimsy devotion to Mormonism, her status with Jared and her beef with Hengie, Bronwyn Meredith and Mary; Carey urges her continued Friend Of status while Lara longs for a snowflake for Ms. Bateman. Then Wild Rose and Lisa try (and fail) to bury the hatchet once and for all and burn it as we look ahead to a new, snow-covered sagas of Alibaba-induced psychosis.

Chapters:

00:00 Let Chappell Talk About Our Sh*tty Healthcare

05:30 Update on Queen Onijah

18:40 Astrology TikTok Predicting 2025 Horrors

24:42 Doute's Spawn & The Valley Teaser

39:41 Recap of the Finale of RHOSLC

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