Carlyle Takes the Stairs, Drillman's Great Escape & the LVMH-Kering War

This week, we dive into Carlyle's attempt to stitch together an empire of Brooklyn walk-ups and how it illustrates the REPE giant's playbook. We then examine mortgage fraudster Barry Drillman's get-out-of-jail-free card, a feat of game theory and cooperation with the feds. We hit the real estate battlefields in the war between luxury leaders LVMH and Kering, looking at their race to snap up the world's most coveted corners (and hotel chains). Finally, we head north to the TSX to riff on Meyer Orbach & Josh Gotlib's attempt to IPO a prime Manhattan residential portfolio.

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Further reading:

https://www.thepromote.com/p/madison-s-fannie-absolution-carlyle-s-walk-up-wonder#carlyles-walk-up-wonder
https://www.thepromote.com/p/drillman-s-great-escape-the-magnificent-chapter-seven
https://www.thepromote.com/p/the-usual-suspects
https://www.thepromote.com/p/the-promote-sutton-in-his-fifth-element-syndicators-in-default-city#sutton-in-his-fifth-element
https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/commercial/louis-vuitton-lvmh-real-estate-communities-47aa1d55?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=ASWzDAhyKkxce1gly_M_2dLfZa3eLrYtoIUQfyBH9nxqu-dwt-w0KBoOwgc5u-eo6Mc%3D&gaa_ts=6864d777&gaa_sig=LETuj6u5U5dynKdSfuWScyQUv4SZlE__W5l3whZ1vnuFjVt4r07yB_t5-U0knv-MRtPj-vCgxfBDByp3_mWpqA%3D%3D
https://www.thepromote.com/p/the-promote-multi-megabets-lvmh-s-re-weaponry#lvm-hs-real-estate-artillery
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2024-lvmh-bernard-arnault/?srnd=homepage-americas&utm_campaign=multi-megabets-lvmh-s-re-weaponry&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=www.thepromote.com
https://www.thepromote.com/p/orbach-gotlib-s-loonie-tunes-mamdani-s-comrade-capitalism#loonie-tunes-orbach-gotlib-head-to-