Trump Tariff Twitter Escapades Crash and Spike Market In Stunning Display of ‘Art of the Deal’

Are you ready to work 12-hours p/d, 6-days p/w for about $4 p/h to manufacture your own iPhone, car parts, electronics, makeup, home decor, clothing and even toilet paper? 

Don’t worry, you won’t have to! 

Because AI and robots will be replacing most blue and white collar jobs and everyone will be on basic universal income keeping most of society enslaved and impoverished until Kanada’s voluntary depopulation death pods become trendy on X. 

I jest, clearly nothing bad is going to happen, because Trump won’t ever let the US crash and burn. Leaving markets in turmoil without interest rates dropping was just a little joke. A strategy, if that makes you feel better. ‘Art of the Deal’, you know. 

Fooled ya. Again! 

“BE COOL!” Trump urged Americans on his Truth Social network at 9:33 am in Washington (1333 GMT), before adding that it was a “GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”

In the Trump Regime’s world of alternative facts / truthful hyperbole, this means: It's time to lose money!!! 

While the crowd duly echoes… 

Be cool. Losing money is good now. Make America Great Again. No capital gains tax. Yay. 

In today’s video I get into the details surrounding the past week’s market idiocracy on steroids, when the world’s best used car salesman bamboozled his legion of fans. 

With, of course, the support of Howard Lutnick, Trump’s handler and Jeffrey Epstein’s former neighbor, and Bibi Netanyahu, the world’s Most Prolific Mass Murderer, who had time for a White House visit between genociding Palestinians, constructing the Gaza Riviera, and recruiting hardware and human collateral. 

Must die for Israel. Make Israel Great Again. Yay. 

No matter who you vote for, US debt keeps rising ($11 TRILLION!!) and the bombs keep dropping… helped by a new $1 trillion budget that has just been approved for the Pentagram war chest. 

The warning shot has been fired to set off the world economic collapse which will be the, 

End of the system

End of the US government

End of the US dollar

Just like we said was going to happen. If only you were a Dollar Vigilante subscriber. 

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