Ones Ready Ep 503: Why Military Influencers Keep Crashing Out + One Absolute Badass
The boys went full chaos mode—no prep, no filter, straight smoke. Ones Ready talks squats and Lizzo-as-a-unit-of-measure, then the crew dives into the viral “Braveheart Girl” story out of Scotland and the absolute clown show of UK laws. From there it spirals into stolen valor scandals, Nate from Valhalla torching Shrek McPhee, and the dumpster fire of the military influencer space. Is calling people out good for the community, or are we just feeding the negativity machine? Oh, and Hollywood is taking a swing at Alone at Dawn—so buckle up, because if Ron Howard screws this up, we riot.
⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Absolute chaos intro, no show prep, panic face Peaches
01:00 – Squats, deadlifts, and measuring weight in “Lizzos”
06:00 – The Braveheart Girl: Scotland’s knife fight with reality
12:30 – Why UK laws are broken beyond repair
20:00 – Violence as an option: when cultures collide
26:00 – Social media hate, DMs, and why negativity never scales
32:00 – Nate vs Shrek McPhee: stolen valor and dirty laundry
39:00 – Military justice system: GOMARs, demotions, and gray zones
46:00 – Tasty Gains ad break (Peaches on nootropics = locked in)
48:30 – Ron Howard directing Alone at Dawn—will Hollywood screw it up?
55:00 – Takur Ghar, Chapman, and the truth vs Navy PR
01:02:00 – Why creators sound clunky when they overcorrect
01:04:30 – Peaches mortified at Weapons School graduation shoutout
01:05:30 – Wrap-up: no agenda, all smoke
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