History Extra podcast The 93 penises of the Bayeux Tapestry
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Apr 24, 2025 
George Garnett, a Professor of History at Oxford University, dives into the surprising and serious study of the Bayeux Tapestry's depictions of male genitalia. He reveals that there are 93 penises in this medieval artwork, linking them to narratives of status and conquest. Garnett discusses how these symbols reflect broader themes of masculinity and the artistic intent behind the tapestry's design. His unconventional analysis sheds light on the tapestry’s significance in understanding the Norman Conquest and encourages a fresh exploration of historical narratives.
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The Bayeux Tapestry’s 93 Penises
- The Bayeux Tapestry contains 93 penises, mostly attached to horses and a few to men.
- This detail is a deliberate design choice reflecting symbolism, not mere decoration.
Tapestry’s Structure and Storytelling
- The Bayeux Tapestry is an embroidery about the Norman Conquest, made within 20 years of 1066.
- It includes a narrative main frieze and decorative borders with references to Aesop's fables.
Unique Male Genitalia Depiction
- Depictions of genitalia in early medieval art are usually of female genitalia on churches.
- The tapestry’s focus on male genitalia is unique and stylistically distinct from church sculpture.